/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>15958822
Don't feel too bad. People will latch on to anything they can to complain.

>>14428576
I want to smile and praise my brown elf maid after she does one of her mundane tasks, like making an omelette, exceptionally well and then pat her head as she beams with joy exclaiming "GOSHUJIN-SAMA!" giggling with cute elven glee.

I absolutely DON'T want anything dark or sexual between us and I definitely DON'T want to "rape the meidou."

I want to live happily together, platonically as master and servant, or perhaps ask for her hand in marriage and start a family together.

I WANT TO MAKE A DARK ELF REALLY HAPPY BY EATING HER STRANGE ETHNIC DISHES EVEN THOUGH SHE THOUGHT HUMANS WOULDN'T LIKE THEM AND WAS SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT HER COOKING ABILITY!!!

>"H-Here, e-e-eat up, Doe's Blood Stew served with Wild Garlic topped Quinoa on a bed of Dandelion Greens, accompanied by my sauteed Morel Mushrooms!"
>"Oh you like it? You really like it?! It's good? You like my cooking? Truly?!"

*OFFICIAL PALADIN ALERT: FORWARD TO ALL WITHIN YOUR DEPARTMENT*

Today we found a disgusting hovel of sin within our city: some sort of business/organization that sought to foster Elf-Human marriages. As we all know, inter-species marriage is disgusting and sinful. something to be avoided by all of mankind. Elves themselves are disgusting, ugly creatures and that's doubly true for the dark skinned wood-elves involved in today's raids.

It would appear that a handful of elves from the "sméar iúir" tribe of [REDACTED] had set themselves up in a rented office space located at [REDACTED] on [REDACTED] street in an attempt to find human husbands for their sisters who remained with the tribe, which is currently suffering from a severe drought of men. Instead of dying gracefully alone as they should have, they decided to subvert human men in order to further their own lineage while staining our own.

The tribe had been training its females in order to better find husbands. This training involved comprehensive instruction in homemaking, cooking, child rearing, and restoration magicks. The sméar iúir have been known in the past for the faithfulness and purity of their kindhearted women and their devotion to their teachings of morality and magickal tradition. Also of note was their heretical worship of pagan nature spirits.

Sadly, while the location was issued a cease and desist order by the inquisition they will be able to continue operating until Wednesday, December 2nd. It enrages me to think of all the poor human men who will be spending this upcoming Christmas with their new elven bride, especially so since the group were not only providing these services for free to the men, but in many cases even paying them a hefty dowry of elven gold too. Continue the good work out there and ensure that you stomp out any future corruption.

Walk with light,
Brother Luminatus