/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46553388
First of all, any and all claims stating that one Moon Princess is, and I quote, a perverted nephew fucker addicted to having immoral, incesteous, all-night long, breeding sessions over and over again are, obviously, mere propaganda seeking to sully the great Capital's pure, pristine image. Much like anyone peddling the unfounded rumor that another Princess seeks out rough, unwashed earthling men, they must be ignored and reported to the LCI central(Lunar Correct Information central) for reeducation.
That said, if I were to hypothetically seduce my nephew, this is how I'd hypothetically go about doing it:
First of all one must get a nephew, for that you must have a close relative with a husband and son (very rare), and it MUST be a relative, otherwise the thrill of such taboo encounters is lost. Hypothetically.
Second, you need to monopolize your nephew as soon as possible, young boys are prime targets for lecherous old hags who aren't even related to him at all! In fact if you were to, hypothetically, lock him in a training facility for his entire childhood under false pretenses and only allowing yourself to interact with him, you can keep him safe from any lewd women. You can also take advantage of these key formative years to mold him into the perfect husband!
Now, as your nephew grows from a boy to a man you can move on to step three, perhaps the most crucial, become the ideal of sexuality in his eyes. During training, let yourself be grabbed on unfortunate areas, insist on sharing a shower past the appropriate age, "accidentally" leave your worn underwear in easy to locate spots, use your imagination! As long as you plague his late night fantasies, you're golden. A-and make sure to check the security feed of his room during these times, just to guarantee he's thinking about the right lady. Hum, hypothetically.
And for the final part of the nephewhusband plan, up the ante. Go way bolder, openly tease him, massage his muscles, flash him, etcetera, but claim innocence. The day will come when he snaps and takes you; you got him at last. Use the morning after, when the weight of what he did all on his own with no prior manipulation by your part settles in, to gaslight him into marrying you, make sure to cry a lot and say things such as: "How could hurt your own aunt so much?!", make him feel really guilty... hypothetically.
And just like that! You now have a cute, servile,
always ready nephew! If he starts stepping out of line just threaten you're gonna tell everyone what he did and the problem should go away in a flash.
Hypothetically.

>>45670913
I mean, if ZUN intended to put them he could have just NOT claimed Heca is stronger considering it affects nothing in-game since the threat was Junko and Clownpiece.
Sadly the truth is, no matter how much we dislike it, the sisters are just another ones added to the pile of wasted potential characters ZUN ignores.
Now we're in the "ZUN got really into gang stories" arc.
A shame, but such is the nature of the franchise.

Love from the moonie thread.

>>43942017
>>43941979
Hecatia thread died and now someone comes here to shit on the pure lunarian thread.
Didn't you learn your lesson last time? MoonGODS are unstoppable!