/jp/ - Otaku Culture

How to not get hired:

Chances are you'll get called in for an interview regardless of how bad you make your resume, so here's some tips to fail the interview.

Stutter and look nervous as all HECK. Look like you're extremely uncomfortable. If you look like "you've done this a thousand times" and sit back, relax or look rude you might still get hired (chewing gum/spread legs/bad attire). Uncomfortable people are never hired. Additional tips to look nervous is to have a quivering lip. How to perform: Keep your mouth closed but your teeth apart. Keep your lips stuck together by the natural stickiness and keep trying to faintly part them but never actually do so, if you do then close them again. Also try to not blink, this will obviously make your eyes water and when you wipe them the interviewer will think you're stressed out beyond belief or something.

Interrupt the FUCK out of the interviewer a lot. Even with stupid shit like while he's asking a question say "OH!" then "crap I forgot what I was going to say". For questions that look like yes or no questions just answer quickly and even interrupt him/her if you still can. For questions that are supposed to require thought don't stop and think about your answer, just spit it out (however stupid it may sound) with all your ums and uhhs. If you stop to think the interviewer will believe you're calm and collected (which is a good indicator of proper stress management).

>>10056597
Thaks dood

>>9822092
If we lie and tell anzuchang that Chihaya is from Hello WORK then anzuchang will definitely fight.