/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>24874467
Let's fighting love!

How to convince a salamander to rub her nipples and yell "nyeees"?

>>20008630
Salamander Fruit Ninja master.

Six months ago I weighed 86 kg, now I'm down to 71. The barriers between the worlds are still up, no deluge from a wet Sally has broken the floodgates.
This blows.

>>17654529
How very true. Wish I had art of a metalhead one though.
Or a wintery goth like someone mentioned.

>>17044232
I'd love to watch that show, honestly. Girls breaking a sweat and showing off just how much stronger than me they are is neat.

>>16836599
I want to be the only guy in that diner and get hit on by all the workers! Even the southern belle manager!

>>16260814
Do it for her.

Time for a jog, bums.

You... I've seen you. You are the one from my dreams.

>>15887652
Yes. With a blazing heart!

>>15746160
Dragons aren't hot enough for me

>>13634487
Maid type: Salamander
Name: Kasey
Personality: Good-hearted, Brash, Direct
Statement: “You be good to me, and I’ll be good to you. And don’t you dare to not enjoy life”
Notes: Will tinker with appliances at home.

With the rapid development of both technology and magic, many new wonders have been brought into this world. A particularly powerful and popular branch here is a combination of both magic and technology, also called Magitek. Magitek has in the last decade drastically changed the way many objects in MGC work. While the private production or tinkering with Magitek equipment, especially weaponry, is still seen as highly controversial and is hidden behind many laws, many larger organizations have however received the needed legal paperwork for the production of simple Magitek products. No matter if it’s a car, a coffee machine or a television, Magitek will find a way to improve it. While highly ingenious and useful for many, others suffer from the rapid rise of Magitek. As the street image changes, these Monstergirls watch their work disappear, taken over by larger organizations specialized in Magitek. While some seek to work for these organization or attempt to learn to work with Magitek themselves, with varying degrees of success, others decide to take entirely different paths in life. This is where Kasey comes in play.

Kasey’s work could no longer sustain itself, as competition grew too fierce and demand too low. However instead of choosing to find a new job in her line of work, she chose to re-educate herself. Yet, instead of the expected move, studying Magitek, Kasey sought out an old friend of her, who turned out to have just the job for her at MGC Maid Central. That is how Kasey enrolled in a shortened maid education, finishing and passing her final exam in little under two years at the age of 29.

[Recording Start]
“Now if you just changed the name into something more heroic, like ‘this is where our great hero comes in play’, you’ve got the start of a kickass novel right there” the casually clothed Salamander chuckles, while sipping her drink and leaning over Janice’s shoulder. Janice the Kikimora simply puts on a grin and gives Kasey a soft punch in her side. “Calm down now protagonist. I’m trying to get you a man and a stable job here, not a world saving adventure. Be happy I dragged your flaming tail through the maid coarse so quickly, or you’d still be stuck here.” Janice adds, causing Kasey to laugh. “Well miss maid, I believe I’m the one who pushed you to apply at this company in the first place, didn’t I?” Kasey proudly replies, straightening her back and tail, giving the turn to laugh to Janice. “You mean you practically forced me into applying at this place? I could have had a man by now you scalehead. Those Kikimora’s who simply break into places do pretty well I’ve heard.” Janice counters, crossing her arms. “I think you forgot we both lost that bet to each other back in high school, you old featherduster. Besides, at least you still have a stable job and a degree of some sort. I could have gone to MGC College; instead I ended up working on cars at a garage. “Kasey states, not faltering her stance and keeping her back straight, while waving her finger at Janice, who simply grins. “You are right you expired salamander skin, instead of college you did the thing you loved, and I’m sure still love, for years upon years. Meanwhile I’m stuck at this dead-end job, looking at maids getting nice Masters to serve.” Janice, now slightly annoyed states, while keeping a dead serious look focused on Kasey.

At least, for the five seconds it lasts as they both burst out laughing. “Expired salamander skin? You lost your charm you old maid, where’s my abusive Janice who made those two Hellhound twins who were being asses in High School cry?” Kasey after having caught her breath asks. Janice simply smiles, before turning to a more serious look. “Listen, after I get your information down and match you with this guy like two little love doves. Could you perhaps take me out to town for a change? I want to visit the places we used to go and visit the remnants of our old school.” Janice asks with a serious tone “After that I simply want to get hammered at whatever bar is opened up” Janice half-jokingly adds, trying to keep a light air. Kasey simply chooses to assault the Kikimora’s hair with her hand, roughly ruffling her hair. “Down the memory lane, get drunk and perhaps get you a man. It’s arranged.” Kasey declares, before continuing in a more serious tone. “But aren’t you supposed to fill in that paper in front of you? I mean I could be like a mystery maid in a wrapping, which would likely turn on fire due to my tail, but I think it’s better if we fill it in” Kasey adds, pointing to the still unfinished document in front of her. To this Janice simply nods, before grabbing a pen (seemingly) out of thin air and throwing herself at the forms.

[Profile continued in the next post]

>>15078303
>Wrong. I want many rape crazed robots unleashed upon the world.
Will they be piloted by Succuviruses?

you know what we need to do?
chill.

Im gonna spend the day inside and play fighting games with her

its time to chill

today is not a day for fighting.
it is a day for chill