/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I don't like any of the topics on the front page so I'm making my own.

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.

My mom just died from cirrhosis, asshole.

Why do you faggots have to keep bringing it up?

Talk about how bored you are here.

Bonus points if you blame your boredom on other people.

Maybe. I have a 3-bedroom apartment with 2 empty rooms that are completely furnished. One of them even has a 52" plasma that I'm too lazy to move into the living room.

If any /jp/sies live by Tallahassee I'd be willing to let them stay in them. Just pay for your own food, keep it clean, and don't blast hot glue everywhere. Also, don't rape me or try to peek in my room when I'm changing. That'll get you evicted pretty quickly.

Why didn't you throw your spaghetti at her?

I'm bored.

Who else is bored?

>>8620769

No one really cares if you care.

Nerd.

Reported.

4 years ...never change /jp/. i love you all even the shitposters.

Until my bank account is empty, I guess.

Sitting on ~$6000 at the moment. I won't be around much longer.

So what the fuck are we allowed to talk about on here?

I don't understand this moderation policy at all.

Do you even remember your first 2D fap ?

does this mean i can't even talk about my feeling with you guys? faaaa4chh . i'm sad

How hard would you punch the janitor if you saw him on the street?

>>8564504
It's actually the smartest change he has ever made. It encourages people to simply wait out their ban time rather than evading it and continuing to shitpost even more aggressively.

Would you shitpost on /jp/ if it wasn't illegal?

>>8001228
If you're on /jp/ you're obviously not an intellectual.

Go watch a show like QI with actual intellectuals if you want to realize how dumb you really are.

Anyone else bored?

I don't think I've ever even had a real friend since I was 5. I move around constantly so I never make it past the acquaintance stage.

Is it true that friends give each other handjobs?

>>7971839
It was kinda hard to miss it when it was the first thread on the first page.

>>7963926
>>7963928
>>7963930
No, I'm actually busy designing a website at the moment so unlike you autists I don't have that kind of free time.

Well, I do, but I wouldn't spend it so autistically. I'm also not angry, project some more of your shit life onto me.

>>7951911
Regulars of /jp/ are /jp/sies regardless of lifestyle. That's just the way it is.

If you want to get into lifestyles then you can start calling your loser selves hikkis and true neets and autists and it would make sense. A /jp/sie is simply someone who frequents /jp/ and is predominantly on this board compared to the other shitty boards.

>walk into Gamestop
>ask for a copy of Atelier Totori
>"What?"
>spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets
>oh god not again
>face gets red
>"Please give me a copy of Atelier Totori right now."
>"I don't know what that is. What platform is it on?"
>struggling to contain my embarrassment
>clenching asscheeks together to hold in my shit
>meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets
>voice reduced to a mumble
>"have money please alterlier toroti give money please game"
>"Are you ok?"
>shit breaches through my asscheeks
>propelled forward at 60mph
>crash through the Gamestop employee's counter
>he's holding on to me for dear life
>all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes
>crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face
>yelling "ATELIER TOTORI PLEASE MONEY ATELIER GAMESTOP TOTORI"
>Gamestop employee is covered in shit and spaghetti
>my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping
>he tilts me backwards
>the sheer force of my shit has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards
>spaghetti and shit blowing through the air on the planet below
>Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my shit
>I am the everything.
>I never lose my way.
>This is the Black Star kingdom.
>I never lose myself.