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I like Remilia the best but Flan is really cute too

>>10887415
I do not agree with your opinion, although I respect that differing opinions ought to be able to be held peacefully by different people. But the objective truth of the matter is, there's no way Remilia would win in a fist fight. Despite her claim in SSiB to be the most physically adept in Touhou, think about what she actually does all day. She sits around and drinks tea. Meanwhile, Flan is always playing around in the basement with Marisa and active types like that, not really caring so much for the rules of spellcards like civilized, and thus weaker people. So yes, we actually do know "that".

>>10798427

With the humans.

Flan will always love you!

guy come and join us
its collaboration CREATIVITY

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1UI8xufYWYdrB_c8zH_mvVH7IaOcnqgUthFd-qrviq0E/edit?pli=1

franchan sugoi ne!

ITT: Disturbing stuff you've done once during gaming

>Playing TF2
>The server is filled with little bratty kids
>Get really horny
>Decide to lube up my small mic and stick it up my ass while I turn the volume all the way up
>The vibrations of their loud voices penetrate me greatly
>I start to moan loudly as I begin to masturbate like crazy
>The kids begin a shouting match over something stupid
>The shouts begin to massage my prostate
>I begin to fap harder as their loud voices make me reach climax
>Suddenly a little boy playing as a scout approaches me and asks why I'm moaning.
>I say nothing as I continue to pleasure myself like a dirty whore
>He goes up to me and whispers loudly "stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it"
>His mere words begin tapping my prostate
>I yell "SAY IT LOUDER, MAKE ME CUM!"
>He does it louder and louder until I bust the biggest load that hits my cum rag
>I decide to gift the kid a strange holy mackerel
>He thanks me greatly
>I say "No no, THANK you~" and just leave


...you guys should really try it though..

>>10100428

Wait, what?

How could you hate a face like this???

I guess, basically, I just like cute things as >>9588098 mentions. In games and anime the cutest girls tend to be flat chested.

It kinda went like this, now I thought about it:

I liked mature women when I wanted to be the cute thing, because Oedipus complex
I started liking flat more when my self-esteem dropped too low to imagine myself as a cute thing, so now I just enjoy watching cute things be cute and am strangely happier

Now this is another blog post after saying the last one would be the end but I actually had to post again anyway to correct
>where
to
>were
First time making that mistakes ages

Why are characters limited to danmaku rules in a theoretical competition of who's the strongest?

Flan can destroy anything and Yuyu can kill anything.

www

>>9456426

"WHATA FUCK MAN"

-Flandre, 2012

>>9001557
que es el sexo?

>>8785764

Why is she so shitty compared to Remilia's perfection?

>>8343361
Sounds like a fair trade.

Happy New Years /jp/!

UMI DA!

I say good gentlemen, is this another piblic forum on the Lady Flandre Aeronautical society?

I must express my disbelief without resulting to vulgarities, good sirs. I can barely say in between fits of unrestrained mirth. I almost lost my seating with that last outburst, and it has not subsided yet. My goodness. This is indeed, if I may be so bold as to use the common tongue, and excrement of unrivaled worth. Again, I say these things in the moments between unparalleled fits of laughter. It is the biggest of it's kind, as well as the greatest. I congratulate you on your efforts, and the efforts of all those involved.

Do Touhous poop in each other's hats when the others aren't looking?

What the fuck, man? I just fell off my chair because I couldn't and still can't stop laughing. Oh my gosh, this is the shit. A big one - no, a great one.

Congratulations, man.