/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I love you janitor, keep fighting the good fight!

>>8807703
Well that was a hell of a lot better than i had expected it to be.

>>8613787
It was never a contest as i have loved her for years already.
This is a loss i am okay with.

>>8170484
>Kanae Itou.
The voice of a goddess~

Is..is she about to come?
I..I cant see it on her face though..What a cold woman.

>>7950652
I..I could always..Y-you know..

Why the fuck would you do that to yourself man?

I know us anons of /jp/ may not have a lot of value as humans but not even you deserve that OP.

Please reconsider, i do not wish to see you suffer.

1-800-/jp/-Cock sucking general
Get in line ladies, this meatbat of mine needs to be sucked!

R-really?
You would not lie right?

C-can i ask when? i..I would like to clean myself and make myself look as pretty as possible for my firsto timu~

Makes me want Shirou inside me.
I want his babies.
I NEED HIS BABIES INSIDE ME NOW!

The power of that bar is to strong..I..I cant hold on much longer..

>>7850938
Not old enough to be old, but not young enough to be young.

Such a useless man~

>>7806891
R-really?
I..I dont know what to say..

Papa, i love you.
(In a non-sexual sort of way.)

I jelly.

I wish she would sit on my face and release her delicious warm moist and musky smell directly into my nose and all over my face~

Sure wish i had a pig with a corkscrew penis to fuck me senseless and fill me up with jellylike semen~

Sorry i did not know it was a sin to worship the great beautiful judge of all things.

If nothing else i am happy it was you my goddess-sama who judged this unworthy poor soul, i can now go receive my punishment with my head held high~

Dont worry OP i wont.
I still have alot of rape VN's and other things i want to read/watch/play.

I will be right here by your side shitposting untill the end of days.

I wish i had a mother ;_;
Even more so one like Kanako-sama~

>>7546795
Personally i just dont like all these "pure pure" characters.

I just like characters that have flaws/problems or are just broken in one way or another.
It makes them more interesting in my opinion.

I only have one eye so i dont see them as 3D.

I would find myself a fellow /jp/er and become his wife.

I am sure one of you would take good care of me, i could help you get a job and we could start a happy family together.

..And when anon is out working for me i would have sex with the neighbours/his friends/his father/his brother/anyone with a large penis who can please me.

Even when my tight little juciy cunt turns into a flappy wide tunnel, anon would never know..

>>7277747
I wish she would give me such a title..
I would gladly be the mistresses public toilet and toy~

Ahn!~
Remilia-sama please punish this slutty jester as much as you want!

Yes i would.
I am quite good looking and i work out on a daily basis and have a normal sized penis.

I am pretty damn sure i would not be able to seduce myself though due to the fact that my social skills are that of a potato.

Also my male self would probably not accept anything 3DPD anytime soon.

A nice guy who has his own appartment and job like me.
Not here to be his mother afterall.
Also health and hygiene is important dont want a disgusting slob.

Long story short a normalfag with anime/VN/Game hobbies.

>>7172489
He is so dreamy..
I want him inside me~