/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Actually....

I was going to make this thread about how when I decide to eventually move away from rednecks, bums, negroes and WAY TOO FUCKING MANY SPICS that I want a house kinda in the mountains and shit sort of.

And how I just want one rume(yes rume...I called it a rume.) devoted to nothing by my own insanity/piles of shame. Like....just a gun rume.

Like a Burt Gummer grade Gun Rume. And like....oh jesus fuck if there were burglars...it'd be like...oh fuck.

I mean like did anyone ever see that movie Terrorvision? It came on TV a while ago like...fuck...I dunno....I saw a tape of it. Well anyways it's an old 80s movie(so you know it's good) about like these yuppies and MARY FUCKING WORONOV as "The Mom" and like this daughter who was all glam madonna wannabe glitzy with big hair and shit. Well anyways...

it involves martians and aliens and titties. But like the Grandpa and the Son....they are like Survivalists and they think the Monster is actually a burglar so like....they go to the fucking cellar and it's a bomb shelter and they grab the fucking M16A1s and the Thompson Submachine guns. Like....REAL ONES.

I challenge all the bastards to read the book Might is Right by Ragnar Redbeard.

It has the answers.

BLOOD TO YOU ALL.. HOTARU IST LEBEN

I might go to hell for preaching Hotaru's Will. But if I can look up from Hel and see young fresh faced children with pure snow driven skin, and Celtic and Nordic features enjoying a Fascist Paradise where they have wars to fight and lands to conquer and Jab every Left wing bastard in the ass on the way down. I can be happy.

Because one day, one fateful day, people will look back and they'll say that Hotaru was Right