/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Be yakiniku restaurant owner
>Beautiful Japanese woman comes into your restaurant, how fortunate!
>Immaculately dressed, fashionable, elegant, the picture of Japanese beauty
>"Ah, I am here to meet my friend. She is... American, please excuse..."
>Tremors vibrate through the floor, patrons look up in instinctive fear
>Door slams open as a dark mass looms in the doorframe
>5'6" Amazon clomps into the room wearing what appear to be baggy sweatpants, a garish ill fitting t-shirt, and an all black circus tent with giant letters on the lapels.
>Also what appears to be $1000 hat and clown shoes.
>Screams barely intelligible broken Japanese, with great effort, you think she said "Yo what up my dawg can we get some of that dope meat?"
>Recoil in terror as she rumbles over to a table
>Japanese girl smiles nervously "Sorry, so sorry, she is foreign you see"
>Other customers tremble in fear, unsure whether to flee or try to stay immobile and avoid notice
>"Yo do you have hotdog sushi? I've been really into that lately!"
>Curse your fate, ask busboy to run to combini to find hotdogs so as not to anger this rampaging ogre
>Good lord I hate this woman