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>>12756038
So...Khorna basically?

>>12740719
You take that back little boy.

>>12674666
I bet it's secretly inhabited by the Ushi-Oni and Minotaur too, which would make sense since it's Satan who posted.

Like the spooky haunted ruins and dark forests have Ushi hiding in them and the mountains have Minotaur that come down to visit every >>12674679 and any men found are basically gang raped by tons of them.

All the Holst are fine with it because they only show up some of the time and are related to them, like sisters and cousins.

>H-Honey help! This Minotaur lady is dragging me away!
>Oh! That's my sister MooMooski! Hello sister! Don't be too hard on him! See you in a week or so darling!
>Baby noooooo whhhyyyyyy hhhheeeellllppp!
>...Will try not to SnuSnu too hard little man, here, drink strawberry milk for pelvic strength

>>12635013
Perhaps I can interest you in some more heavy rock / metal music then? None of that pansy "heavy" Arachnotaur stuff which is more like wussy alternative rock, this is true Khorna types of music!

Mind you we don't have a book (yet) but the glories of strawberry milk and the thrill of foighting, conquering, and pillaging cheese for the cheese throne with red drink for tribute to the best Minotaurus Goddess should be more than enough to fill out anyone's day with fun!

Shall I sign your name for the next congregation?

>>12635046
>Someone screen capping my shit

Does this mean I've hit the big time?