/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Once upon a time in Virginia, there lived a strange little man named Christian Chandler. He was an oddball of sorts, he'd download some content from his PS3 and draw some comics about a weird creature called Sonichu. And he proclaimed himself the mayor of his imaginary world called CWCville.

All was well in his life, until one day... that fateful day...

Chris decided to go out and get some games from Blockbuster. He walked through a field of sunflowers that wasn't there before.

"I hope those jerkops don't show up like they did last time when I wanted to get some games," He grumbled.

Chris stopped for a moment and began to pull down his pants. "First, I have to make some tinkle." He urinated on a large sunflower and made a relaxed face. "Oh, yeah. This feels good..."

After he finished off his dirty deed, Chris zipped up his pants and was about to resume his walk when something hard struck his back.

"OWWW! WHAT IN SAM HECK?!" He shouted angrily and turned around to see a beautiful green-haired woman with a red vest and skirt with a white blouse, carrying an umbrella.

"Did you just urinate on that flower?" She said with an evil glare at him. Chris didn't reply as he stared at the girl with love in his eyes.

"I found you... At last, MY LOVE QUEST IS OVER!!!" He roared as he laughed manically.

The girl took a step forward and glared. "I said, did you just relieve yourself on that flower, human?"

"Of course not! I was just watering it!" Chris said dismissively. "And what is your name, my sweet china?"

WHAP!

The girl smacked him with her umbrella. "Don't you dare associate me with that lazy gatekeeper! I am Kazami Yuuka, the strongest Youkai in Gensoukyou."