/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'm waaaaaaaaaaaaaaatiiiiiiiiing...

Girls kissing girls!

"Come on, Goatsey, this is a routine breaking and entering. The place was covered in fresh prints, and the victim's pointed the finger at her ex-husband. This is an open and shut case!"

"Which is more than can be said for my ass," quipped Goatsey, hopping onto the table and stretching his back-pussy into the air. "That ain't shutting any time soon!"

"That's sure as hell one bitch-bucket you've got there," laughed the Chief. "Tell you what - let's pick up some donuts and stake out a brothel."

LATER

In their unmarked car, the chief offered Goatsey a donut. "Glazed ring?" he asked. Goatsey smiled knowingly. "No, thanks."

"Don't you like donuts?" asked the chief, as Goatsey clambered over the gearstick and undid his belt.

"Sure I like donuts. In fact, there's a massive jam-filled ass-donut right here!"

Goatsey parked his quivering hoop centimetres from the chief's face.

"Haha, Goatsey, you crazy son of a bitch. Don't you be shitting in my coffee with that ass."

"It's a long time since I chose when to shit," chuckled Goatsey.

私の俳句は不完全です。

仕上げろ！


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