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FIFTEEN YEARS AGO THERE WAS A WAR

WELL WARS BROKEN OUT HERE PLENTY OF TIMES BEFORE THEYVE TRIED TO INVADE THE KYOTO IN THE NORTH THROUGH THE NARA BASIN TIME AND TIME AGAIN LUCK WAS NEVER ON THEIR SIDE THOUGH AND THEIR VICTORIES DIDNT LAST LONG

THEY DIDNT REALIZE THAT TIMES HAD CHANGED FACING ONE DEFEAT AFTER ANOTHER LOSING TERRITORY AND WATCHING THEIR PREFECTURE DWINDLE THEY BUILT UP THEIR DEER TO UNPRECEDENTED HEIGHTS AND USED IT TO WAGE ONE FINAL BATTLE AGAINST EACH PREFECTURE IN KEIKEI

THAT WAS 15 YEARS AGO

THEY FOUGHT FEROCIOUSLY BUT WERE UTTERLY DEFEATED

THE INHABITANTS OF NARA PREFECTURE THEN COMMITTED THE UNTHINKABLE THEY ATE DEER RICE CRACKERS ON THEIR OWN SOIL

SEEING THIS TRAGEDY UNFOLD BEFORE DEER OWN EYES THE VICTORIOUS PREFECTURES VOWED TO THROW DOWN THEIR WEAPONS THE KEIKEI REGION WAS ONCE AGAIN AT PEACE AND THANKS TO MR SEITO IT SEEMED IT WOULD LAST FOREVER

ON A DISTANT MOUND FAR AWAY FROM CIVILIZATION THE PROTECTORS OF THE PEACE HAVE A GOOD TIME AT THE AMUSEMENT GROUND