/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Fluffy time? Okay!

>The door bell of a rather shoddy, suburban house is rung thoroughly, its tinny call rebounding through the poorly decorated house.
>2 fox girls stand in the doorway in scrubs, awaiting the master of the house.
>One says to the man who has just happened to open the door:
"Can we 'ave y'liver?"
"W-what?"
"Y'liver, it's a large, kinda tast-glandular organ."
>The other fox girl, her scrubs in slightly tidier form sniffs loudly.
"I know what it is, but, I'm using it y'know?"
>The tidier foxgirl shoves past the man into his appartment:
"C'mooon maaate, don't mess us aroun'!"
>Both foxgirls sidle up to him and pat him down, ignoring his pleas, the pat down is pretty lewd.
>The tardier looking foxgirl who had first asked for his liver stops cupping his balls through his pants and pulls out a card:
"Ah, well, well, well, what's all this then?"
"A-A liver donor's card?"
"Neeed I say more?"
"B-But I'm using it! It's for collection only after my death!"
"Well guv'nor, I can assure y'no one's survived donating their liver to us t'date!"
>The slightly better dressed foxgirl presses her breasts against the man's chest and pushes him down, back first, onto the neary by table:
"C'mon maaaate, it'll only take a secon'! Jus' lie there a tic, eh?"
>The man's teenaged son arrives on scene from stage right, roused by his father's screaming.