/jp/ - Otaku Culture

At Irithyll, I jump over the balcony from the Deacon's place to where the giant slaves were and there's a few people who come up to me. I say something about Yukari and I being together, some other guy talked about her doing it with others, saying it was said by Snake. I said "Hurry up and die, Snake." A French Yukari called Pierre shows up, making me laugh and repeat her name in an accent. She had collected a Human Dreg and says "Why am I still collecting these? I guess it's just because of Ben" sounding like she has a strained hope of being with me. The assistant teacher girl comes over to me saying "you have to find that image!"

Being chased by invaders at Anor Londo's cathedral, I leave behind Rubbish thinking maybe they'll stop to pick it up thinking they're Rusted Gold Coins. Run up to the fog door and see ZEUS Le Dieu at the right-hand side, thinking he might attack, but he just Applause'd as I crossed the door. I thought fog doors are actually really cool. In the boss room I immediately Homeward Bone to the last bonfire, but end up loading back into the bossfight, but it seemed a bit glitched, and there was a violet glow to the room. Used another bone, this time I thought maybe going back to the shrine would work, so I selected it, though it was called "Eilienen Shrine", but I just ported back into the bossroom. I hear Aldrich say "Oh...I have ALWAYS waited for this day." I think "Well, he's an easy boss, right?"

A Havel with a blue cape draped over his armour walked across a dirty beach, entering a cave on the other side, descending through and coming out onto a beautiful verdant landscape.
I'm on a floating platform descending downwards wearing a Dark Mask along with others. I talk about the Havel from before, they say that's me and I'm going to that nice place. I say "will Yukari be there?", they give no answer. I say "even my wife doesn't like me" moving close to and staring at a wall.

I say "I just want to be with Yukari! Golden hair! Red ribbons!"
Someone asks something, I say "Well, there's always a Yukari by my side"

Ring toss game where I either won or lost and won a blue mandarin or got it as a consolation prize.

In a nice fancy building. With a guy and his girlfriend who acted like they were going to rape me, the guy says "it's going to be Hell, but at the end there'll be Heaven". I say "actually my Japanese girlfriend is coming for me" whichs gets an "oh" and he lets me go, parting ways with "Take care, God" which makes me laugh.
Walking with one of my brothers in the same building, he says the person controlling this place is a temporary Saturnery influence, I mishear and ask "sanitary?" He mentions them using steroids, at first it sucked but eventually felt good, and he listened to silence to heal.

I see Kasen with a blue pussy getting fucked by a goblin.

Me and Naster were fighting in the Soul Origin coffee shop, one of the employees standing outside with a mop saying he hopes we stop so he can go back to cleaning. Naster pushes me from the salt lamp shop to the Boost Juice shop, I notice he's bigger than me, saying "you've got guts, but I'm the lord, and you're just a faggot", pushing him back past the salt lamp shop. He say "faggot faggot faggot" like MSI's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhLl3kHbiQE, as on the giant TV screen behind him appear psychiatrists laughing at me. I throw a middle finger in his face, saying "Fight. Me. Bitch! Fight. Me. Bitch!"

Near Darkmoon Tomb, I say something about becoming famous through my dreams, that I'm not sure if I want to now that my dreams have become corrupted. I descend into Darkmoon Tomb which looks like a dark cave with lots of puddles. I look back up the stairs where a boss appears. He generates large red eye orbs, throwing them at me, but I bat them back at him. Towers start assembling themselves beside him, I throw a few red orbs at them but can't stop it, but as they assemble giant missle launchers appear by my sides. A button prompt appears like O+L3 to fire and they blow them all up. The fight continues for a bit until he's nearly dead, then he says "Ok, the rest was just for play. Now, when you see God, tell him to have you suck his dick" as he fires a row of giant red missles at me. I try to move to the side to avoid them but can't seem to get out of way, but I can bat them back at him like the orbs, though they're heavy such that the barely manage reach and damage him. He's at a pixel of health while I'm being pushed up against a wall, I bat one more back at him and wake up.

Me-Inuyasha and Yukari-Kikyo had bathed in a demonic hotspring to purify it. Koga and his wolves watched from a cliff, pissed off about it.

Playing a game where I had guardian pets. I only had enough money for three though it should've been four, red and blue cats and dogs. I think because I lost money by losing to Naster.

I had to eat chocolate castles to "ward the gay away" it was tasty but it sucked to eat them every day.

At Irithyll, I jump over the balcony from the deacon's place to where the giant slaves were and there's a few people who come up to me. I say something about Yukari and I being together, while someone else said something about her doing it with others and said it was said by Snake so I said "hurry up and die, Snake." A French Yukari called Pierre shows up which makes me laugh and repeat her name in an accent. She had collected a Human Dreg and says "why am I still collecting these? I guess it's just because of Ben" as she sounds like she has a strained hope of being with me. The assistant teacher girl comes over to me and says "you have to find that image!"

I'm being chased by invaders at Anor Londo's cathedral, I'm leaving behind Rubbish thinking maybe they'll stop to pick it up thinking they're gold coins. I run up to the fog door and see ZEUS Le Dieu at the right side of the door, thinking he might try to stop me but he just Applause'd as I crossed the door and I had a thought like fog doors are actually really cool. Inside the boss room I immediately use Homeward Bone to the last bonfire, but I just end up loading back into the bossfight, but it seemed a bit glitched out and there was a violet glow to the room. I used another bone this time I thought maybe going back to the shrine would work, so I selected it althought it was called "Eilienen Shrine", however I just ported back into the bossroom. Then I hear Aldrich say "oh...I have ALWAYS waited for this day" I think "well, he's an easy boss, right?"

I see a Havel with a blue cape draped over his armour walk across a dirty beach, entering a cave on the other side, descending through it and coming out onto a beautiful green place.
I'm on a floating platform descending downwards wearing a Dark Mask along with others. I tell them about the Havel from before and they say that he's me and that I'm going to that nice place. I say "will Yukari be there?" and they give no answer. I say "even my wife doesn't like me" and move close to and stare at a wall.

Ring toss game where I either won or lost and won a blue mandarin or got it as a consolation prize.

In a nice fancy building. I'm with a guy and his girlfriend who acted like they were going to rape me, the guy saying "it's going to be Hell, but we'll show you Heaven at the end". I say "actually my Japanese girlfriend is coming for me" whichs gets an "oh" and he lets me go, parting ways with something like "take care, God" which makes me laugh.
I'm walking with one of my brothers in the same building and he says the person controlling this place is a temporary Saturnery influence, I mishear and ask "sanitary?" He also mentions them using steroids and that at first it sucked but eventually felt good, and that he listened to silence to heal.
I see Kasen with a blue pussy getting fucked by a goblin.
I'm living in a very nice bedroom with a beautiful stained glass window, but I thought even living at my shit dad's house was better because my dreams of Yukari were nice back then.

I see me and Naster fighting in the Soul Origin coffee shop, with one of the employees standing outside with a mop saying he hopes we stop so he can go back to cleaning. Naster pushes me from the salt lamp shop to the boost juice shop, I notice he's bigger than me and say "you've got guts, but I'm the lord, and you are just a faggot" as I push him back past the salt lamp shop, he say "faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot" like MSI's song as on the giant TV screen behind him appears psychiatrists laughing at me, I throw a middle finger in his face and say "Fight. Me. Bitch! Fight. Me. Bitch!"

Walking near Darkmoon Tomb, I say something about becoming famous through my dreams, and that I'm not sure if I even want to now that my dreams have become corrupted. I descend into Darkmoon Tomb which looks like a dark cave with lots of puddles, and I look back up the stairs where a boss appears. He generates large red eye orbs and throws them at me but I bat them back at him. Towers start assembling themselves beside him and I throw a few red orbs at them but can't stop it, but as they assemble giant missle launchers appear by my sides and a button prompt appears like o+L3 to fire and they blow them all up. The fight continues for a bit until he's nearly did then he says "Ok, the rest was just for play. Now, when you see God, tell him to have you suck his dick" as he launches a lineup of giant red missles at me. I try to move to the side to avoid them but can't seem to get out of way, but I can bat them back at him like the orbs, though they're heavy such that the barely manage to go through the air and damage him. He's at a pixel of health while I'm being pushed up against a wall as I bat one more back at him and wake up.