/jp/ - Otaku Culture

May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Alice please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Alice please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here...

Y'all act like you never seen a magician before
Jaws all on the floor like Flan and Reimu just burst through the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
Their first extra stage, calling her a whore
It's the return of the "Oh, wait, no wait, you're kidding
She didn't just say what I think he did, did she?"
And then Mima said… nothing, you idiots!
Mima's dead, she's locked in my basement (Ha ha!)
Human magicians love Ms. Margatroid
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Alice Margatroid, I'm sick of her
Look at her, flyin' around, grabbin' her you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who," "Yeah, but she's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin' on in Sanae's bedroom
Sometimes I wanna cause an incident and let loose
But can't, but it's cool for an inchling to get huge