/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46688537
in fairness, reimu and yuyuko were the only impressive victories she had in her all-balls-in route

>>46542601
“Yes, my lady, your will as a celestial is that which all Hermits should bare themselves openly to.” Tenshi’s mudfish maid answered from her corner as she held a popcorn bucket, watching the screen intently.

Pushing back onto the Hermit, the would-be-god obliterates to abomination born of impurity before following up, narrowly missing the Hermit as she flew backward and then tripped, once again narrowly escaping justice and slamming her hairpin into the ground, disappearing before the once-vengeful-spirit could finish her off.

“Disappointing,” Takemikazuchi complained as Tenshi booed the wicked Hermit as she wormed her way into the earth and disappeared from the view of the crows.

“Regardless of the witch’s performance, Gensokyo’s resident Saint should’ve taken action against such a disgrace upon her reputation, or perhaps she simply lacks the ability to stand against her master.”

“Yeah!” Tenshi agrees with Yorihime as she pumps her hand into the air. “The Saint always says she’ll do something but she never does!” Tenshi sends her forcefully into Iku’s bucket of popcorn.

“Please, It's clear what the Hermit purpose the saint has for that wicked Hermit.” Takemikazuchi waved off the celestial’s complaints. “She proved a useful tool and a threat, as long as the wicked Hermit lived she could be hung over the heads of prospective enemies and act on behalf of her student.” The warrior god sat forward in his seat, resting his hands in a scholar's cradle as he watched the witch and her pet turtle waddle away. “But now that she has grown brazen and outlived her usefulness, I highly doubt that the Saint is still extending her support to the wicked Hermit. Doubtless, the Saint shall use her as an extension of her plan to attain greater power over Gensokyo once this incident runs its course.”

“Sister could it be-”

“Yes, I think it is-”

“The sword god is unexpectedly canny.” The sisters said simultaneously.

“Unexpectedly…” Takemikazuchi took a breath to calm himself as he sent a glare to the smugly smiling sisters.

“It’s okay Mikazuchi, people don't give me the time of day either.” Tenshi crossed her arms as she shook her head in affirmation, extending sympathy to the god over twice her age.

“And rightly so, what celestial loses a fight to an Amanojaku and her man-whore pet.”

“H-hey, they cheated!”

“Such is the cry of losers everywhere,” Yorihime commented.

“don't fault her excuse sister, I would be ashamed if I was embarrassed in such a manner on live crowvision. Currently, I could not show my faith to father if such a thing happened” Toyohime offered words of condolence, although they were quite things and acted only as another vehicle for insults.

“Do not mind them, miss Hinanawi, I am sure your father loves you.” The mudfish maid said.

Tenshi hung her head in defeat, the kind words of her maid doing more damage than any of the Lunarians present could hope to achieve.

“No matter.” Takemikazuchi said, “We shall see what happens next, perhaps we shall see that strange ice fairy again soon, or maybe the Chinese woman.”

“Strange for you to express interest in such an impure and weak creature such as that fairy, I predict she shall be eaten by the disabled god.”

The gods all shook their heads, bigger divinities consuming lesser ones for even the slightest increase of power was not uncommon

“A upencomer like her is certainly more promising than the inhabitants of the Moriya shrine.”

A smile returned to Tenshi’s face as she laughed, soon joined by everybody except for the humorless mudfish, the uselessness of the Moriya shrine had been an ongoing joke they all enjoyed.

"Although, Celestial, have you heard anything from your Buddhist brethren of the activities of the backdoor god?" The sword god questioned.

"Yes, she has done remarkably little in this affair." Said Yorihime bored, disappointed at the lack of fighting.

"Please, as if they tell me anything." Tenshi crossed her arms.

"If you are not pleased with them, the moon could always use more assistance." Toyohime offered.

"As if, I have my own thing going on you know, even if heaven rejects me I'm not going to turn my back on what I believe in." The celestial turned on her heels in place as she grinned.

"And that would be?" Toyohime opened her fan.

"A world where no child has to cry."

"How naively disgusting, perhaps you were really born for for the Buddhist bureaucracy." Takemikazuchi picked a popcorn kernel from his teeth with a sword.

Tenshi and the lunar gods laughed.

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I think I've gotten back into the groove recently and unfortunately, although there's no harm with small slice of life chapters which don't matter to an ongoing narrative.
I guess I just like this sort of cutaway which shows what other people are doing, just makes the world seem more alive.

Tenshi eating a corndog 2.

>>45344691
*Slaps your nuts so hard they swell up*

>>45205313
Yeah, so by definition they aren't secondaries unless they never played the games. Which means that them liking a derivative work doesn't make them secondaries.
Hence, there is no need to be upset

>>44834188
So we have Marisa that caused Anon to impregnate a full days worth of ladies and now Aya. How many girls will he impregnate before these absolute dorks are satisfied?
We have Hana who goes there as often as she can since Yukari let's her in for free
We have Marisa
Now Aya
Yukari apparently goes there often
Ohnonono, even if anon gets out he'll be the father of an entire generation of half youkai

>>44713131
I had a strange dream where I was at a mall but I also had school there and ZUN was my teacher who also knew my mom for some reason.
I had a second part of thr dream where he took me too the beach with his wife but she was a hamplanet of a women that was a chronic bitch to everyone but him. I mostly had fun but his fat bitch of a wife kept fucking with me by berating me and trying to kick me.
I tried to not make trouble with her and be very diplomatic cause he was my teacher and knew my mom.

>>44558803
Yamfags keep moving this is a TENKO neighborhood!