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>>40978937
>King Anon Prepares for War with the Monster Girl Kingdom
>Everything is going good, the army is camped just at the edge of a forest at the border
>Same Goes for the Monster Girl Kingdom, their Army is visible on the other side of the border at the foot of a mountain
>Knowing that there will be a battle very soon King Anon decides to retire for the evening confident in the fact that King Anon's Army is much larger than hers
>A few hours later King Anon is awoken from his slumber to the sound of men moaning in agony?
>Oh shit.exe where is my sword and where are the retainers, worthless louts must have took off, shame that such cowards were in king anons service
>King Anon opens one of the tent flaps where he had heard the soldiers moans and is greeted by the sight of every one of his soldiers balls deep in side a monster, all manner of species can be seen writhing in pleasure
>Shocked at the sight of the crushing "defeat" of his army King Anon, doesn't notice the opposing queen standing behind him
>Lay down your arms King Anon, all your base are belong to us.
>King Anon

>>39505363
You got problems in your life of love?
You got a broken heart?
She's double dealin' with your best friend
That's when the tear drops start, fella
Pick up the phone, I'm here alone
Or make a social call

Come right in, forget about human women
We'll have ourselves a ball