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Towa's existence is a momentary lapse of reason.

Mathematician: How to write 4 in between a 5?
Suisei: Is this a Joke?
Mio: Impossible!
Pekora: The question's wrong!!
Subaru: Rubbish !!
Towa: F(IV)E This is the reason you find Towas everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts… anything to do with optimising your brain!!
Mio: Can u Swim? Towa: No Mio: Then a dog is better than you because it swims. Towa: Can u Swim?
Mio: Yes! Towa: Then what's the difference between you & dog… Mio Shocked Faints!! Towa Rocks!
Fubuki : Why do you twappers come in all colors, look at us, we are all white ?
Tokyo Tower: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys are all the same…!!!
Botan & Towa sitting next to each other on a long flight…
Botan says: "Let's play a game… I will ask you a question, if you don't know the answer, you pay me only ¥500 and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you ¥50,000…"
Botan asks the first question: What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon…?
Towa doesn't say a word, Reaches her pocket, Pulls out ¥500…
Now… It's the Tortellini's turn…
She asks Botan: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs…?
Botan searches the net and asks all her smart friends… After an hour she gives Towa ¥50,000…
Botan going nuts and asks: Well… so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four…?
Towa reaches her pocket and gives Botan ¥500…
Botan fainted…
Why will the Aqua Crew lose any war they get into?
Because their people are all made in China!
Send to all Kenzoku all over the globe!

Light Towa, dark Towa, faux Towa, real Towa
Rich Towa, poor Towa, house Towa, field Towa
Still Towa..., still Towa...

What would you do if Towa gave you this look?

You are now horny