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In 1998, a little boy named Timmy was enjoying a relaxing day at the beach with his beloved family. Being the curious and adventurous young lad that he was, he managed to sneak away from his family and traveled far enough away from them that they could just barely see him from where they were located. Little Timmy, while walking, then noticed a small lizard beanie baby sitting in the sand, looking up towards him. They exchanged greetings, and then, feeling daring, Timmy said, “I betcha can’t lick my buttcheeks!”
The lizard replied in a confident tone, “I bet I can!” Then, the lizard beanie baby’s tongue stuck out a few centimeters in front of its face and stopped moving. Timmy, not understanding the situation, gazed at it in puzzlement. Suddenly, he heard and felt something slimy smack his precious cheek! He couldn’t believe it! It was as if most of the lizard’s tongue was invisible and that he could stretch it and make it move anywhere he wanted from any location!
Timmy, still feeling daring, then said, “I betcha can’t lick my buttcrack!” In the same confident tone, the lizard replied, “I bet I can!” and the exact same event as before happened once again. The lizard stuck out its tongue a few centimeters, and mere moments later, something hit Timmy’s bare buttcrack. This caused Timmy to jump in the air from surprise.
Timmy, angry that the lizard’s tongue violated his precious snap, screamed, “I betcha can’t lick my butthole!” This time, his voice didn’t have the daring tone that it had before. The lizard almost immediately replied, in a confident tone that sounded as if he knew precisely what would happen, “I bet I can!” Regretting his decision to dare the lizard immensely, Timmy began begging and pleading for the lizard to stop.

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None of the endings are as bad as losing to this guy.