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>>7062538

Needs to be more liches like this. Way too many old perverted Russian men and thinly disguised Thulsa Doom/Skeletor ripoffs in the business.

>>6983141

Sick, or deceased? Remember the ancient suggestion that Patchy is a lich.

Would you still love your waifu if it meant setting aside several hours of the day to injecting her skin with formaldehyde?

>>6776977

Oh yeah. No nightcap.
Yes, it's Sakuya.

>>6304200

How to properly hold and lift a baby crocodile, how many dimples there are on a golf ball, how to build a compost pile, how to draw a game board on a "Do Not Disturb" note, how to fit buttons with nail polish, how to exploit loopholes to get elected pope as a woman, how to handle a tarantula, how to recognise swans belonging to the English guild of winemakers, the international ground-to-air signaling language, how to treat mildew with classical music, how to use a striped cat to avoid storms at sea, how to play any kind of flute with your nose, the difference between a zebra and a zubra (as if anyone couldn't tell already) and proper etiquette wearing toga.
That sort of stuff.

However, she would need to consult Keine for the finer details of the truth about the death of a not-so-noteworthy baker in Belgrade in early 1952. History isn't her thing.

>>5843596

Seen it plenty of times, and everytime I expect to see Patchy shlicking to SICP.

>>5555373

Litil Divil keeps her warm.

>>5362993

Wouldn't you?

>>5145187

Variety and plenty to choose from. Every grimoire has something on summoning succubi. Even the Necronomicon, but you don't want to summon those.

Likely Patchy called forth Koakuma simply because she was best suited allround for every task and situation thought likely at the time.

In modern fiction, William Gibson's Count Zero, closely followed by Jane Harris' the Observations.

Historically, the Pillow Book of Sei Shonagon.

Scientifically, the Go Rin no Sho, Cornelius Ryan's the Longest Day, Ernest Adams' various books on game design and most everything by Stephen Turnbull and Clive Sinclair.

>>5078941

Bob your head a bit and it will all become obvious.

>>4948890

Um... yes?
Not like you can see it from the moon or anything, but still.

>>4872658

When you stare into madness, madness stares back.
What better place to see this process in action than 4chan?

>>4850973

Excessive.

>>4821346

It is a little known bit of trivia that patchouli oil was the main ingredient in the "skunk scent" of the Stinkor figure from the original MotU line.

But Koakuma likely smells strongly of brimstone and roasted peanuts, so who cares?

>>4577342

She alters herself according to her company.

>>4543837

Wrong pic. Not in that sort of mood right now.

>>4449137

Five different flavours of pure evil.

>>4361899

Kind of like clean snot. Like everybody else.

Lich enchantress and lesser daemonette familiar (+3 library search) performing mana transfer.

>>4345486

Patchy is a lich.

But you don't want to see that, so have some mana transfer instead.

Patchouli oil was also the main ingredient in the "skunk scent" of Stinkor from the original MotU line.

I'd love to make another overdone joke about Patchy and poor hygiene, but I won't.