/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Wow, the asspain emitting from this thread is palpable. Be honest, you're all just mad that Jonesy's cock is bigger than yours. Let's review:

He's an accomplished programmer, he has a gang of #bun cronies at his disposal, and he has a lot of influence around here. Plus he has multiple bots and homosexual e-stalkers that love him for who he is such as Sion and Bawson. And unlike other tripfriends such as ZUN!bar, VDZ, and White Ren, Jones used to have a girlfriend. A virgin girlfriend. (Or 'was' a virgin before Jones got done with her.) Oh and did I mention the fact that he cheated on her? Don't be a stranger. Just hit him with your best shot.

Pic Related: It's his bitch and her fish.