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>>43867187
The gap granny will be looking for a man for a long time...
Meanwhile, Flower Power has beaten her in the race to become a real mommy!
All of Gensokyo rejoices, (Partially because Yuuka has been too busy with her husband to terrorise anyone) and the flowers are just beaming with pride!

>>43518568

Yukari ignores Yuuka's comment, and continues on. At least the two of them aren't fighting physically.

>"So tell me Anon, after having come to Gensokyo, what do you make of it? I'm quite proud of it really, seeing as it's my greatest accomplishment."

She props up her other "great accomplishments" subtly with her offhand.
The novelty has worn off a bit,and the blatant teasing is starting to lose it's appeal.
You think about her question for a moment before answering, making sure you don't offend her.

>"Well, to be quite honest with you, I haven't seen very much of it."

Yukari ceases her gloating for a minute.
She's clearly taken off guard by that response, and takes a second to process your answer.

>"What?"

>"I said I haven't seen all that much. Only the human village, the road from there to here, and a mile or two of forest I stumbled through on my first day that I wasn't paying attention to."

Yukari looks almost distraught at this information.
Even Yuuka has perked up a little at this confession.

>"You mean to tell me that you've only seen the bloody forest?"

>"Language miss Yakumo. Although it would appear that your deduction is correct."

You nod quietly.
Truth be told, you had been so concerned with getting basic survival skills in check that you hadn't worried much about the world beyond the clearing where Kourindou sat.
Most of your spare time was eaten up by your language studies, and everything had to stop once night came since lamplight was a little too risky to leave on inside an entirely wooden building.
It didn't help that the "forest of magic" in which you resided was apparantly known for harbouring a large number of minor youkai, the difference between them and major youkai being
that minor youkai wouldn't ask questions before eating you most of the time.

>"B-but how? I specifically made it all so nice! There's a lake, there's a lovely big mountain, there's uh... a river? I mean-
> - I didn't make it all for humans, but the least you could do is take an interest! Now what am I supposed to talk to you about? How can I ask you what you think about all the fish in the Misty Lake if you haven't been!"

>"Don't forget the Garden."

>"- Yeah, and behind that big nice mountain I spent ages working on to make look so good your girlfriend here has a lovely garden that you can see for miles around, and you haven't even looked at it!"

At Yukari's slipped praise, Yuuka shows a brief moment of pride, her face beaming with satisfaction.
She must really have a nice garden if it's so famous, huh.
It only lasted a second however, before she realized that Yukari had made a rather large assumption about you two.

>"Now what was that just then?"

Yuuka again reaches under the table for her parasol. You suppose she isn't planning on beating the sun indoors with it, although you get the feeling she might try a more literal version of that phrase in a second.
Yukari continues on her rant about how great she made everything, oblivious to the mounting rage building in the girl behind her.

>"Out of all the places in all the worlds to land in, you land HERE and don't even have the common decency to look at any of it!"

>"Well, it would be rather hard for me given how I'll be eaten if I even so much as go back to the village for the day."

>"...oh."

It appears Yukari had forgotten the tiny problem in her reasoning.
The fact that you were cursed to be a human all your existence, and a nonmagical one at that.
She slumps back down into her portal-chair, and looks at you defeatedly.

>"Well at least ask that boss of yours to take you to Muenzuka one of these days. It's not the most pretty part of the place, but you might get a peek at all that other stuff."

Yukari sighs in resignation.

>"And don't worry about telling me about it; I'll know. Expect to see me again once you've actually been someplace."

She leans her head back and fans her neck.

>"Aahhh, so hot..."

And because of this, she entirely misses Yuuka grabbing her parasol and getting up.

>"Well, Miss Yakumo-"

Yuuka hisses at her almost like a cat, her parasol being gripped visibly firmly at it's centre of mass.

>"Would you mind expanding on the relationship you presume us to be in?"

>>27427732
They're both sleepy, powerful, busty, young maidens with similar names. They probably have nothing to do with each other.

A thread for Gensokyo's finest maidens.

Can old hags love other old hags?

Deito

Old ladies on a date.