/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You’ve seen the ultra dense MC now get ready for the ultra dense MC’s girlfriend
>”Master, why are you removing your pants while I’m merely polishing your sword?”
>”Why does that strange lizardwoman keep demanding you give her children, master?”
>”Why do your eyes always wander down to the waitresses’ behind, do you think she could be hiding a weapon on her?”
>”Why must we share a bed, master? I could much more easily defend you from threats if I’m standing up”
>”Why do you always visit the jeweler while we’re in town, surely we find much better magical jewelry on our travels”