/jp/ - Otaku Culture

There was an altchan that had /jp/ shit. There was something like a love measurement, I thought it had said I had 4/4 gold stars for Yukari, but that it should be just 1, because "stupid lust" I checked it, I was rated 3.

On exhentai, looking at a gallery but also a character creator. Gyate Izanami Hades, but the sides of her crown were exchanged with Patchouli's teal/purple ribbons, which I thought was nice. I could exchange her red eyes for Patchy's, the purple suited her, but it seemed silly so I switched back.
In a classroom. My protoge said something I made was quite good, so he wanted to hang it on the blackboard, I said "I don't know about that..." as he put it on "reversed memes" appeared. A picture I made of Izanami singing while playing with acoustic guitar, now she stayed her hand and bit her lip while cringing. An image of her smiling and saying "Start doing something" was replaced with her frowning and saying "Stop doing nothing" I rolled my eyes and said "Oh no~" I received a message from Cathlladd(https://cathlladd.neocities.org/)), it was one of his cursed looking pictures, with me and my protoge as tiny dolls hanged with gigantic nooses.

It was said that I had become a Greatsword user, but it seemed like a bad thing.
I was talking about humans being terrible, they're like orcs. We were playing a quiz, whoever lost would have to deal with the crowd savagely hating upon them.

Go over to a guy playing Dark Souls III 2 on a computer. I alluded to there being a salt video of me, he said "Hey, there's a video painting me yellow too" I thought "No way yours compares to mine, it literally has rape in the URL."

Saw /jp/'s catalog. There was a thread with an Azure Dragon sitting at a desk in a classroom, another with a Vermillion Bird(in this case, a cock). They were called the "Guardians of /jp/". Someone asked what those threads were about, I said "They're very powerful memes" sarcastically, thinking Altaar made them. The Azure dragon OP read "Nobody could have ever predicted him, also he's stupid" the latter bit annoying me.

Met Hecatia in a park, she was surrounded by a ton of lions, and was transformed into one. I asked if she was ok, she said yeah. She came with me, tampered with my head, mentioning "Calling upon visions" as I started seeing a profiling of 30+ images per second of all the different events that had happened in the timeline of this park. I saw Yukari, she had had a couple of boyfriends before I started seeing her sitting on the lap of Patchouli in a tuxedo, so I stopped there and possessed the Pache. Thought about her having boyfriends before me, she said "You're stuffy" I said "I wanna stuff it in you" then "That's not very romantic is it?" she agreed "Not very romantic."

Fought Sumireko in a fighting game, she used her finishing move, one that had a unique animation for each different character falling into the depths of the ocean with something related to them. I saw myself sinking along with Yukari. Then I was in the park, Sumireko was next to me, but her consciousness was locked in the deep, her body was partially possessed by Yukari, who was trying to kiss and run her hands over me. I tried to reciprocate, but it only disturbed Sumi and weakened Yukari's hold, so I held still, except absolutely could not stay still with Yukari touching me, so I settled for repeating "Yukari Yukari Yukari..." Likely inspired by Offshore. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU4CHsN_CWc

Went to a grocery store with Yukari. She bought kale. A worker told me like she was afraid for her own life "please don't make light of yourself."
Went to another grocery with her. She took one VEGEMITE 40% Less Salt, and since it was on sale tried to take another, but we already had one at home so I had her put it back. Took chewing gum, but put it back as we went into a neighbouring candy store to buy some.

Walking on the street with strips of bacon. A family passes by and their dogs jump up on me, making me drop my bacon, and get their slobber over my pieces. The husband wants to make it up to me so he takes me to his house. He had cooked bacon for me but it was unsatisfactory. His son comes out with a dead blue parrot, acting all sad. I ignored him, thinking he was just trying to make me leave. Angus and a friend were with me, his friend says "Maybe the parrot was his only friend?" I say "Come on, nobody's that pathetic. *I* have no friends." The husband throws some bananas on the frying pan, but they leap up in flames. I exaggeratedly run out of the house, Angus and co following, then went back in after a bit. I'm waiting as the husband brings over a pan full of bacon, saying "Why do you have to be so perfect sometimes, Ben?" which makes me laugh. Angus to my left is trying hard to suppress a laugh, giving away he's thought the same, so I laugh even harder, and his friend laughs at him, which makes him stop laughing and say "Shut up."