/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Oh no! Dinner's ruined. Where are you going out to eat instead?

>>44550196
>That blue succ that moved next door is cute as fuck. But it's weird that she keeps asking for my autograph, even though I keep telling her I'm not famous.

What's your waifu cooking up for you tonight, anons?

>>23589471
Pan, nice and hot

Is your wife a good cook?

>>20400735
I learned in the days of my youth that the fat that comes out of the chicken belongs on the rice accompanying said chicken.
You know I didn't expect to get hungry in this thread. Usually it's either horny or going d'aww.

>>20240013
>being a contrarian and hating on the highest grossing movie of all time just because it's popular
Blue booty > the fate of humanity
Accept it!

>>18748771
Alright,so i googled it and came to her name,many thanks for the new blueberry goldmine anon!

Jaysus, its you online armchair therapists that make us real ones look bad
Leave it out of the thread, gat damn

>>16963407
Does she specialize in a certain type of food, or a certain ethnicity of food?

>>16502931
Ah, I see now.

>>16502941
Eeeeehhhhhh grreat anon, I'm uh, workin hard on em as we speak... I'll probably pick em up on the weekend

>>16295668
But it'll be the best meal you've ever had. And I'm betting that she'd cook it with special demon spices to make you a beast in bed later.

>>16205348
Is that pic a reference to this one?

Pan, nice and hot!

>>16050655
>What matters is that you wrote it
Well I suppose I could give it a go then. What could possibly go wrong?

PAN, nice and hot!

You know what we need? A story that's just a thinly veiled prose-format cookbook with actual recipes woven into a narrative with occasional smut.
It's an untapped market here!

>>15345229
Forcefully.

Most Monstergirls out there have the ability to forcefully change other woman. Not to mention that the air might be saturated with DE, or they might unknowingly eat one of the many ingredients that either straight out monsterize or make you addicted.

Not to mention that most MG's enjoy forcefully turning other woman, especially the most common ones; Succubus.

However since KC's 'hugbox' also brainwashes and mindwipes woman, this isnt a big issue there. Zombies being the biggest offenders.

Try not to shake it too much.

>>14947189
You paid for the special. As long as she can still come to work tomorrow, do what you want with her.
>>14947199
Yes? Is there a problem?

Does your waifu know how to cook? We already know Miiafag's can't.

>>14273747
He's a writer on literortica. Speaking from a technical sense, he's a very good writer.
The problem lot's of people have with him, is that he writes "erotic horror". As in, either death or soul vore as a result of having sex with the featured monstergirl. There's a few which aren't like that, though the majority surely do fall into that category.

A story of his usually goes like this:

>Introduction of male main character
>MC stumbles upon something weird, like a newly opened shop or old artefact
>That weird thing normally involves a girl who looks stunningly beautiful
>MC is seduced by girl
>MC ignores all the blatant warning signs and does what the girl wants, either having sex with her or interacting with the special object
>MC has his mind blown by the most pleasurable sex he's ever felt
>Then it starts to hurt, and the girl reveals herself as an evil succubus/demonic creature
>MC panics, but is powerless to escape as demongirl continues to have sex with him
>MC orgasms
>MC either turns to dust, has his soul sucked out and trapped inside a bubble or digested entirely, has literally all the moisture in his body sucked out through his penis, is melted down and absorbed in some way, etc, etc...

It's a shame. His stuff would be brilliant fap material if it didn't start getting bad where it should be getting good.

>>14005614
She tries. But she's still going to have to be punished.

>>13969190
I luv succubutts.

What do succubi cook?