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>>6724298
>he lost most of his memories
I fucking hate when people do that.

So the core crisis of Umineko is that the culprit fell into a cliff dick first, and can't decide if s/he should choose the fatass, the ginger, or the blonde chick?

....What the fuck....

>>6336605
>interesting motivations
We reading the same novel?

>>6226069
Who are they supporting? Oh, she must be a fan character, like Sentou, Batter's evil twin!!

Lesson learned from Umineko - Murder is ok, if you're Yasu. If you are anyone else it's despicable and bad. Stop that.

Ugh, the only masterminds we have left are Joji, Nanjo, and Jessica.

Or perhaps Yasoleonshannonkanontrice did it all because of LOVE.

Making this entire series pointless, as everyone died because some dude really, REALLY wanted to be the little girl.

...Wait.

Suppose Sayo is a man.

Now, the killer wanted to be accepted as a witch, right?

What MAN talks about how he did some PRETTY WACKY THINGS to be ACCEPTED back in the day?

>>5665301
>The other girl had a stillbirth child, and Kirie offered to swap them on the condition that she committed suicide sometime shortly after.

Kyrie: HEY YOU CAN HAVE MY BABY IF YOU COMMIT SUICIDE

Asumu: SOUNDS REASONABLE TO ME

You're retarded.

>>5637283
>George's father
No.
>Jessica's father
Perhaps.

>>5098308
Correct me if I am wrong, but isn't that that dude who rapes tons of women and what not?

How can he POSSIBLY be tsundere?

>>5051424
>Anyone being overshadowed by George, even in a delicious yandere female form

>>5022797
See, I always am a tad confused by the Juuza theories... wasn't he the one who killed Ange?

>>5007172
>implying I don't own more VNs than the majority of /jp/ combined.

oh you. Running around claiming everyone must be a pirating non-buyfag like yourself doesn't make it true, but it does, yet again, make you a troll.

>>4957051
>Ushiromiya was killed when she became Jessica Ushiromiya
I think this is, beyond a shadow of a doubt, one of the dumbest ideas I've seen so far in Umineko threads.
I also think that it'll end up being correct. Goddamnit, Ryukushi.

>>4900534
>George was a bro
If by "bro" you mean creepy virgin, then yes.

>>4879956
Jessica fans are exactly the same type of person as Jessica herself.

They're all massive trolls.

>my face when Rance made sweet tender love to a girl for once and the soundtrack changed accordingly

>go to listen to my favorite umineko track
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggn8riHTDqw
>related videos
>Creedence Clearwater Revival: Bad Moon Rising

Meh, she's better than THROW A GODDAMN BABY OFF OF A CLIFF AND LOCK LITTLE CHILDREN IN CLOSETS-chan.

>>4726399
Jessica and Battler fighting shirtless on top of Metal Gear Rex.

.....It's a long story.

>>4693730
>"This is my cousin Jesse~, he's 18 years old. But you couldn't tell by looking at that package!"

>>4661612
>And when doing the Kohaku+Hisui route, I made the mistake of reversing the order, which really does ruin it a bit.

>That and that whole spending 90% of the arc in bed.

>I couldn't do that to Arc

Let me just go out on a limb here and guess that you just read summaries of the route, and are only into Tsukihime for the waifu.

I forced myself to read the sex scenes in FSN, and I have to say in regards to the UBW scene: What the fuck did I just read?

So Wizer represents murder? And Xellos represents Mystery?
And I suppose Gourry has DID, then?