/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>3251966

>Your loli daughter comes running to you crying. You give her a hug and ask what happened and she tells you that she confessed to a boy she liked at school and he turned her down.


[X] "Well, that's life for you, honey. Now you know why some people drink themselves into an early grave. And there'll always be other boys, don't forget that. "

/use hug again, it's super effective
/offer favorite food for dinner

>>3095833

Nonsense, my dear boy. Everyone knows Anonymous is legion and therefore superior to all.

I'm finished attention whoring in this thread, by the way. You may direct all your sage and all your circlejerking at it if necessary.

>>2871526

>I want to cram my dick into Tewi's asshole. Or shapeshift into a little rabbit girl and have somebody cram their dick into my asshole

How about I change you into a little rabbit girl with a large, throbbing rabbit-cock, so that you can take turns with >>2871535 at cramming dicks into assholes?

>>2800612

You were saying?

>>2792138

I'll include a sheet cake in my "List Of Things To Bring To Gensokyo" list, then.

>>2763649
>>2763648

Seriously, this thread is dildos.

Not even greentext and reactionimages can help now.

>>2761277

I'd like to see you not make a funny face when Wriggle buries her Nightbug in you.

>>2756564

I am lower than Shit tier.

You heard it here first.

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>>2720654

A pygmalion post and no retarded trolls surrounding it? Things really do improve after all.

>>2614482
>>2614490

The Anon who was writing a story about Mokou sleeping over at Kaguya's mansion comes to mind here. He was one of the people spinning yarns in the Original Content threads, and had even published a passable manuscript of his work.
Others have done similar things of the sort, and it goes without saying that most of the written OC /jp/ has produced falls under the broad definition of 'fanfiction' - a term used to describe stories about characters or settings written by fans of the original work. There is no such thing as 'serious fanfiction'. Fanfiction is fanfiction.

I am not going to debate this point. If I'm wrong in your own little world, then I am wrong. Don't get so fucked up over the little shit.

Oh, it's a WtK thread.

Shall we begin talking of how much we'd like Kotarou's abnormally large doggie dick in us up to the hilt? After all, he -is- the real star of the whole novel.

>>2571188

In my case, the sexy, large-breasted demon women I'd summon WOULD harbour streaks of sadism and cruelty, but that is because I enjoy surrounding myself with people of that nature. Our interests would be shared, for one.

And of course I'd make it a point to hit up all the Latex/Rubber/Fetish clubs in the area, and bask in the attention as everyone seethes with jealousy in the presence of my seven stake Dommes.

If you think Rider is fun, you'd better pack a lunch because Stheno and Euryale are going to take you for the ride of your life.

>>2506605

Are those the only parts of my post you can read, or are you too hurt in the butt to see my replies as anything other than a tremendous insult to your honour?

There are prettier patterns, better music, and the characters really are all that Touhou has going for it. I'm not going to spoonfeed you examples.

>Opinions and assholes: Why does everyone have them?

The Internet tricks people into thinking that people actually give a shit about their idiotic, misinformed opinion.

Also, replying to an ISM thread.

sage

this thread sucks because I don't want to read through all this. next time type less, convenience over quality.

>>2436950

>Umm....just what is going on in this pic?

Genji used to do a lot of fun things when he was young.

Itt: /jp/ gets epically trolled.

And you all thought I was lying through my teeth when I told you that fatfucks can achieve normalfaggotry like this.

>>2401949

The Arc spammer's responses have slowed down significantly. It appears as though I've confounded him somewhat.

DOG SAKUYA

you are not a maid you are a dog

take off those clothes you look ridiculous.

>>2357587
>>2357595
>>2357831

Stop talking to yourself.

>>2350543

The instant someone starts describing a Tsukihime vampire as being sparkly I immediately presume that their IQ does not break the double digits.

LOL EPIC WIN! XD