/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>16665530
Reminder that punching Sharks in the nose doesn't always work, sometimes it makes them even more angry.

>>13792203
I don't know where this idea of booping Shark Girls on the nose came from, but that's just too dangerous. They aren't exactly docile Holstaurs, they can get pretty violent.

>>13452607
And if it doesn't?

>>13118135
Sharks, sometimes it doesn't even have to be your nose that's bleeding.

>>13005476
>>13005482
>>13005492
You're all remarkably calm for people who have A FUCKING 'MAN-EATING' SHARK IN THEIR BED.

>Be forced to join a club at Monster Girl City High.
>You like swimming so you join the swimming club.
>It's a bunch of delinquent Shark Girls, who give you the traditional position of 'pool boy'.
>Most of the time you stand by with towels, and are in charge of cleaning the pool.
>Shark girls give you a hard time, bullying and sexually harassing you regularly.
>After you're left one day hanging from the diving board from your swim trunks you decide you've had enough.
>While one Shark Girl is yelling in your face about how the pool hasn't been cleaned one day. You snap and punch her square in the nose.
>She looks surprised as she crosses her eyes to look at her now bleeding nose.
>You try to apologize, but before you know it her eyes are back on you and she has a crazed expression on her face.
>She shoves you to the ground and tears off your trunks.
>The other Shark Girls watch as you get raped in a blood-induced frenzy.

Life ain't easy being the Pool Boy.