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I want to get my foot stuck in a swamp and see what girls show up to nab me.

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https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Mucus_Toad
>all I'm told is that I'm being shipped out to a farm
>picturing something like stereotypical green hills and fields of corn as the armored cart slowly rolls along towards my new life
>door to the cart opens and the big oni guard gingerly picks me up and drops me out onto the ground
>instead of landing on a grassy prairie I sink into marshy muck up to my knees
>nothing to do but wade over to the farmhouse my guard pointed me to from the dry safety of her cart
>vampire mosquitos buzz around and gossip as I half walk, half swim to my wife's home
>"aww, looks like she's finally going to get a boy!"
>"heehee, has he ever worked a day in his life? It doesn't look like he has a single pint of blood in him!"
>"welcome to the rice fields, motherfucker!"
>finally make it to the door while ignoring the bugs
>at least I'll be able to dry off once inside
>the moment I push open the door I'm tackled back outside and into the water by a toadgirl frog-leaping into me at full force
>can't get one word out due to the long tongue rolling over my face and trying to explore my mouth
>can't get up from the swampy ground due to the strong legs wrapped around me
>that's one way to say hello

>Trust me, I'm a princess.

All monsters need strong legs for proper leglocks.

Imagine the strength in those legs. You'd have a better chance of escaping from alcatraz than a frog's leglock.