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It hardly seemed real. I had finally come face to face with the creature known as ORT. I had been warned that I would most likely be killed instantly, but events took a stranger turn.

"So... You're ORT? Impressive."
<YOU POSSESS IT.>
"It? What might that be?"
<THE GLAND. YOU POSSESS THE GLAND, HUMAN. IT DEMANDS THAT WE COPULATE WITHOUT DELAY.>
"I'm sure you're a nice... Person... But I'm not reall-"
<ENOUGH. INSERT YOUR HUMAN PENIS INTO MY GENITAL OPENING.>

With the strengh and power of a th, one of ORT's tentacles shot out and tore my clothes from my body, while another stimulated my member.

"Jeez, is everyone on Mercury this forward? There'll be hell to pay if Arc finds out about this..."

Despite my protests, I was responding to ORT's caress. There was no avoiding it now.

"Are you ready?"
<PROCEED.>
"Um... Am I doing it right?"
<THAT IS MY LEFT NOSTRIL, HUMAN. TRY ONCE MORE.>
"How about... Here?"
<...ACCEPTABLE. DO NOT DELAY ANY LONGER, OUR GLANDS CALL OUT FOR ONE ANOTHER.>

I needed no further persuasion.

>>8839676
Forgot my pic.

>>7954297
It hardly seemed real. I had finally come face to face with the creature known as ORT. I had been warned that I would most likely be killed instantly, but events took a stranger turn.

"So... You're ORT? Impressive."
<YOU POSSESS IT.>
"It? What might that be?"
<THE GLAND. YOU POSSESS THE GLAND, HUMAN. IT DEMANDS THAT WE COPULATE WITHOUT DELAY.>
"I'm sure you're a nice... Person... But I'm not reall-"
<ENOUGH. INSERT YOUR HUMAN PENIS INTO MY GENITAL OPENING.>

With the strengh and power of a great white shark, one of ORT's tentacles shot out and tore my clothes from my body, while another stimulated my member.

"Jeez, is everyone on Mercury this forward? There'll be hell to pay if Arc finds out about this..."

Despite my protests, I was responding to ORT's caress. There was no avoiding it now.

"Are you ready?"
<PROCEED.>
"Um... Am I doing it right?"
<THAT IS MY LEFT NOSTRIL, HUMAN. TRY ONCE MORE.>
"How about... Here?"
<...ACCEPTABLE. DO NOT DELAY ANY LONGER, OUR GLANDS CALL OUT FOR ONE ANOTHER.>

I needed no further persuasion.

>>7713510
ORT

Kanata > Type Mercury (ORT) = Ado Edem > Type Jupiter ≥ Type Saturn > The Six Sisters ≥ Type Pluto > Type Moon (Crimson Moon) = ArcheType Earth (Arcueid) ≥ Type Venus > Balor > Primordial Demons > True Demons > Primate Murder > Original Roa > Angra Mainyu > Zelretch (young) > Lancelot (F-15) > Gilgamesh (Vimana) > Counter Guardian Archer > Gilgamesh (Tohsaka) > Gilgamesh (Kotomine) = Arcueid (30%) ≥ Dark Sakura > Dark Saber > Saber > Zero Caster's Sea Demon > Lancelot > 5th Berserker > Dark Berserker > 17th Roa (Elesia) > 4th Rider > Merem Solomon > 5th Lancer (optimal) > 4th Lancer = 5th Rider (Sakura/optimal) = 4th Caster (optimal) > 5th Lancer (Kotomine) = 5th Caster = 4th Caster (Ryuunosuke) > 5th Rider (Shinji) > Nrvnqsr = Clairvoyant Fujino = Kurogiri > Archer > Kouma > 5th Assassin = 4th Assassin > Aoko > Barthomeloi ≥ Arcueid (6%) > Kojirou = Ciel = "Ryougi Shiki" = Soren Araya (within the Ogawa Building) > Gun God (Black Barrel) > Touko = Kayneth El-Melloi = Night of Wallachia > Sion Tatari = Melty Blood Satsuki = R. Shiki = Akiha = Asagami Fujino = 18th Roa > Tohno SHIKI = Alba = Heaven's Feel Shirou = Kiri > Nanaya Shiki = Reinforced Kuzuki = Sion = UBW Shirou = Waver = Bazett > Avenger = Rin = Kotomine = Zouken = Luvia > Kiritsugu = Irisviel > Maiya = Leysritt = Tsukihime Satsuki = Lio = Avalon Shirou = Sakura = Ilya = Kariya = Len > Kirie = Caren = Meruka > Azaka > The Dead = Possessed Corpse = Misayo = Dragon Tooth Warrior = Fuji-nee > Gun God (unequipped) > Fake Shiki = Ryuunosuke > Tomoe > Keita San > Shinji = Hisui = Kohaku

>>6948673
>TM Powerlevels thread.
Ok.

Type Mercury (ORT) = Ado Edem > Type Jupiter > Type Saturn > Type Pluto > Type Venus > Type Moon (Crimson Moon) > Primate Murder > Original Roa > Angra Mainyu > Zelretch (young) > Counter Guardian Archer > Gilgamesh (Tohsaka) > Gilgamesh (Kotomine) = Arcueid (standard 30%) > Dark Sakura > Dark Saber > Lancelot = Saber > 5th Berserker = 17th Roa (Elesia) > Dark Berserker > 4th Rider = 5th Lancer (optimal) > 4th Lancer = 5th Rider (Sakura/optimal) = 4th Caster (optimal) > 5th Lancer (Kotomine) = 5th Caster = 4th Caster (Ryuunosuke) > 5th Rider (Shinji) > Nrvnqsr = Clairvoyant Fujino = Kurogiri > Archer > 5th Assassin = 4th Assassin > Aoko = Kouma = Barthomeloi = Melty Blood 18th Roa = Kojirou = Ciel = "Ryougi Shiki" = Souren Araya (within the Ogawa Building) > Gun God (Black Barrel) > Touko = El-Melloi = Night of Wallachia > Sion Tatari = Melty Blood Satsuki = R.Shiki = Akiha = Asagami Fujino = 18th Roa > Tohno SHIKI = Alba = Heaven’s Feel Shirou = Kiri > Nanaya Shiki = Reinforced Kuzuki = Sion = UBW Shirou = Waver = Bazett > Avenger = Rin = Kotomine = Zouken = Luvia > Kiritsugu = Irisviel > Maiya = Leysritt = Tsukihime Satsuki = Lio = Avalon Shirou = Sakura = Ilya = Kariya = Len > Kirie = Caren = Meruka > The Dead = Possessed Corpse = Azaka = Misayo = Dragon Tooth Warrior = Fuji-nee > Fake Shiki > Gun God (unequipped) = Ryuunosuke = Tomoe = Shinji = Hisui = Kohaku

>>6867455

The God of Abraham = Lord of Nightmares = Ryougi Shiki (Void) > Neutronium Golem > Your Touhou > Those Other Touhous >> Regular Dudes.

ORT can kill touhous

No way I'll lose.

Who's the strongest?

I'm the strongest.

All others are small time.

The Eldrazi seem a lot like the Types, as in bringing their own rules with them. My money's on the eldritch abomination.

What do one need to do in order to ask the Type-Mercury's hand in marriage?

ESOTERIC ORDER OF ORT
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES

Sporadic ORT thread.
Love doesn't exists.

This board is Mercury's turf. The presence of other planets will not be tolerated.

This girl can kill Arc.

Emergency ORT thread. Discuss.

Oh mighty ORT, please cleanse the infidels with some Crystal Valley.

ORT is THE miracle of the universe. All you other miracles are lame in comparison to her.

I expected something like this.

>>3760132
>Haruka Orth
>Orth
ORT?

>>3621092

Its limits are things with no boundaries, lol

>>3582057
Type Moon, no one can beat ORT. The strongest from Touhou are Yukari and Flandre. Plus, TM has Arc and the Dead Apostles and whoever else is there.

If ORT was female, would Rance be able to fuck her?