/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>2724745

You either have to chug an entire can or bottle of beer, or do two jagerbombs. No vomiting or backsies.

>What will you do when /jp/ inevitably gets shut down?

Praise the powers that be for finding their way, and then I'd go back to /k/ and troll with DEAGLES AND CLIPZ all day.

>>2608374

Don't forget your hat.

puffy vulva.

Sure Orin, I will get into your weirdly shaped wheelbarrow!

How do you use this thing, anyway?

Marry Yukkuya, Eat Remilia, fuck the bed.

>>2561957

Oh, I shall. Believe me, I shall.

Nothing pleases me more than watching some puffed-up Japanese faggot crumble into tears of rage when I burst his little bubble. It's almost as if some of them really think every foreigner has a hard-on for Japan.

>>2537945

No.

But there are some comfortable railroad tracks that you guys can go lie down on for a while. Pay no attention to any lights or horns, they're just alarm clocks.

>>2508249

I never said I was over 9000.

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>>2495815

Now I will eat the Yukarin! Who's got the last laugh now, old crone!

>>2491848

If you want to play Halo 3 instead we can exchange gamertags. I got up to a pretty high rank before I got bored of it.

Waiter, there is a frog on my toast!

Tay.

As in Tay Zonday.

>>2423931

Because /jp/ is the most easily trolled board in all of 4chan

>>2412354

And also not die from common illnesses or be denied medical assistance because you have no insurance. Win-win situation.

>>2412350

-Cuisine
-Culture
-Fashion

Yes, French really isn't useful at all, I completely see your point.

>>2408322

This, fleas, and irregular bathing are things that people often forget are a part of feudal living.
Gensokyo is still stuck in the age of Feudal Japan, when things such as toilet paper and bathing more than once a week were unheard-of.

Of course, the average Anon will probably just say that miko armpits taste better with some baked-on sweat and dirt.

>>2401813

You can do both of these things right now if you so desire, but it would be a very lonely existence.

No, the huge-breasted Mooninites will NOT want to talk to you.

>>2401074

Upset that Mommy and Daddy won't buy you one?

It's okay, iPhones are for responsible adults at any rate. You'd just crack the screen showing it off to your underageB& friends.

>>2392662

You are now manually picturing Ciel shlicking to this in front of her computer. In your mind.

>>2388953

This is the true mindset of happiness.

You will not become happy through your achievements. They will merely be bars that you will jump over and leave behind, of little meaning or use.

Nor can you buy yourself happiness. You purchase new figurines, books, toys, or gadgets not because they will make you happy, but because you want them.

Someone else cannot give you happiness. It is selfish and unreasonable to place that burden on another person's shoulders, and doubly so to use them as a crutch for moral support.

In the end, you yourself must be happy. Being happy can be as simple as telling yourself that you are.

>>2370998

/jp/ is the only board that throws an utter shitfit at the prospect of one of their posters having had sex.

Most other boards just dismiss it with a "cool story, bro/sis" and let thread dive to page 10.

Ya know what FORD stands for, Hank?

Fix It Again, Tony!

Pull all of her teeth out, chop her feet off, and then toss her back out.

Sell the teeth and the feet on the black market for a premium price.

That is how I make my money in Gensokyo.

You're in luck!

A fag just got soundly told by Currybutt.

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