/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>9703466
Really funny kid, I don't think you understand who you're dealing with. Mom jokes are all so fucking clever until you realize I killed my parents with my bare hands when I was 12. After years of treatment I relapsed and killed my entire foster family at 17. I was tried as an adult and sentenced to life without parole. You think I'm afraid of your pencil dick? I endured rape after rape in prison from the lifers. But guess what? Being a lifer myself I waited and trained and when I could I gouged out their eyes in the middle of the night, gagged them and let them writhe and bleed to death. Do you know how happy I was? It was amazing. In my free time I started a drug empire. I dealt with the inmates, then their acquaintances on the outside, then their connections until. I expanded it from the comfort of my cell until I was controlling 80% of traffic nationwide. At 23 I poured my resources into Swiss banks, coordinated a “conjugal” visit with a bribe larger than what you could hope to make during the course of your pathetic life and fled the country. I acquired a new identity, returned to the States and signed on to the armed forces to appease my bloodthirst in the war. If I could make your small mind truly conceive the nightmares I visited upon people you would piss your pants and lose control of your bowels right where you sit. But my tour is over, and here I am kid and I'm kind of bored if you know what I mean. I know you're trying to talk tough, I get that you want to look cool in front of your internet friends, but I asked and I'm waiting so put up or step down