/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>tfw no pear-shaped mouse loli with a fat ass to rummage through your refrigerator looking for cheese while you're in another room
>tfw no pear-shaped dormouse loli to find snuggled up and sleeping in your bed when you get home late from work
>ywn have a mouse infested home

>>17697791
Sleep...

>>16879356
>You're nearing the Mouse Kingdom in your carriage.
>A place ruled over by powerful Mouse, Rat and Dormouse families. Each family with the name of a type of cheese.
>You've been invited to tea at noon, by Princess Parmesan, a Dormouse with interest in lending the support of the Mouse Kingdom's powerful espionage networks.
>Arrive at a fancy manor, with small Mouse Girls in servant outfits scurrying back and forth to get into position to welcome your arrival.
>A Mouse Maid squeaks and leads you to the princess.
>She's sitting in the garden, tea is set on a table where she sits.
>The description of her matches what you've been told, ample breasts and a somewhat large rear end and thighs. Both attached to a small body, typical for a Dormouse. Extravagant attire that flaunts her family's wealth, formal and tasteful, hugging her figure without it being too revealing.
>She has a sharp personality, a bit spoiled with a taste for very fine artisan cheeses and comfortable beds. She is single, prone to flirting with young men, often regardless of their station which causes quite the scandal.
>She beckons you to take a seat with her.

How do you convince her to ally with the Human Kingdom?

>>14501032
>Not MICIS
One job anon

>>14005773
>Plus, they're flat as boards & look like they're 12.

And?

I made a shitty greentext a while ago. Some dude liked it to I transcribed it into a marginally less terrible form of prose.

Here:
http://pastebin.com/SHM3VY4L

The original greentext is at the bottom.

I don't really know how to continue it, so if you guys have any ideas on what to happen next (barring 'kill yourself'), do tell.

I'm a slow writer.

>>13913360
Just wanked off, thinking of pirating Skyrim but I just know I'll barely play it.

>>13344877
Yes!

So, I've just woken up and what's the time in 'merica now? Simply to know how /mgg activity corresponds to my day.
t. someone from a wasteland-tier timezone

Nap time.

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Maid Type: Dormouse
Maid Name: Lily
Personality: Gentle, shy, affectionate
Notes: Received sleep-maid training.
Lily in addition carries a DE containment amulet.

Lily came in touch with MGC Maid Central through a pamphlet and started her altered maid training during highschool. Lily recently passed her final maid exam while asleep at the age of 21.

It is to be noted that Lily received an alternative maid training due to her maid type and as such has a different way of performing her duties.
As a Dormouse Lily has been trained to perform most of her duties asleep. This however results in her performing at an under-average pace. In addition Lily tends to often interrupt her duties to randomly seek out her Master and attempt to snuggle with him.
In a situation where Lily is not asleep during her duties, Lily has been described to be shy and often react in a suprised manner when spoken to. She is noted to otherwise respond in a simple but gentle manner, while avoiding long conversations.

While performing her duties in a sleep-state it is still possible for her Master to issue her commands and even hold a conversation with her. MGC Maid Central recommends any potential Master to be punctual to ensure a correct interpetation of any given command, as Lily has been reported to misunderstand commands for variants of "please cuddle with me"
Please be aware that Lily will not normally show initiative when performing her maid duties due to her sleep-state.

When not performing any tasks Lily will often sleep, but occasionly enjoys watching television or reading books in her own room. Lily will generally avoid seeking out her Master while awake. However, while asleep she will often seek out her Master and attempt to snugle/cuddle with him.

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