/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46346593
All the "magic" and other mythical shit in Gensokyo is actually ancient technology (as told and shown in SSIB and WBaWC) anyways, there is nothing bad in exposing these hoaxes.

>>45132741
>I like to think that Patchouli is Russian
And she's a tankie as well. She's a holodomor denier.

>>43717113
The reason It's similar to the SDM one

When Politics?

>>43421940
When politics?

I am a truNEET and a wildNEET / fastNEET.

Most NEETs are known for abusing alcoholic beverages, but if you're a NEET in the US then you have legal and easy access to prescription amphetamines that make you go fast every day.

It's better to go fast than to go slow.　You can't fight for the Falklands and get the islands back if you're intoxicated

Orders from Reimu: "GET THE ISLANDS BACK!"

We are engaged in a struggle against the militant autistic minority who seem to have omnipotent power on /jp/. This autistic power has taken over our whole board and seized key positions of power through the autistic lobby that they formed in /q/. From these key positions they were able to control and monitor all of /jp/. This power also gave them the power to persecute anyone who attempted to stand against them.

It is now clear that this conflict can only end with the destruction of /jp/ or the expulsion of the militant autistic minority from our board. They have denied all attempts at a peaceful resolution to this conflict and they cried out, "No reconciliation! No understandings! Only war!" Well, now you will have your war.

We know our enemy well and I am sure that everyone here has witnessed their moderation tactics of indiscriminate post deletion. The otaku did not respond for several months because we were of the opinion that ultimately they would stop this nonsense. The autistic tyrants perceived this as a sign of weakness. They will surely understand that now we will be giving our response night after night, and at an increasing rate.

Should these autistic devils delete 10, 20, 30, or 40 posts then we will respond with 100, 200, 300, 400, yes, 1000, posts in a single night. And should they declare that they will greatly increase their attack upon the otaku of /jp/ then we will utterly erase them from the board! Perhaps then they will be cured of a peculiar form of insanity. Namely, the insanity of believing that they are faced by the weak and docile posters of /q/. Autistic demons, today you are faced by every otaku of /jp/!

The hour will come when one of us will crack and it will never be the otaku of /jp/!

>>11763664

The normies have entered /jp/ as an uninvited interloper, endeavoring to establish a power within this board which does not belong to them. I am not in the least willing to allow crossboarding normies to create a second home for themselves right here in the heart of /jp/.

The poor otaku outside of /jp/ are defenseless and have been abandoned to the fates that the normies will force upon them, but the otaku of /jp/ are neither defenseless nor have they been abandoned.

The hour will come that one of us will crack and it will never be /jp/! And should the normies post 200 or 300 shitposts on /jp/ then we will strike their homes with 1,000, 2,000, 3,000, yes, 4,000 shitposts in a single night! And should they declare that they will greatly increase their attacks on /jp/, then we will utterly erase their boards!

We will crush the enemy, and avenge the otaku who have fallen such lonely deaths to the cold!

The janitor has finally fallen and the beginning of a great era is at hand.

As an era of peace and happiness begins, never forget the sacrifices made by the otaku that have fallen in this war against the tyrant of /jp/

Will you fight back against the tyrant of /jp/?

Our hero addressed janny last night and defeated him on the field of war. Here's a transcript of the event.

>Hero of /jp/: "Sons of /jp/! I am ZUN!bar!

>Otaku: "But ZUN!bar is seven feet tall"

>Hero of /jp/: "Yes, I've heard. He kills men by the hundred and if he were here then he'd consume the janitor with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his ass. I am ZUN!bar! And I see a whole army of my countrymen here in defiance of the janny. You've come to fight as free otaku and free otaku you are. What would you do without freedom? Will you fight?

>Otaku: Fight against the janny? No, we will run and we will live!

>Hero of /jp/: Fight, and you may die. Run, and you will live... at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance - just one chance - to come back here and tell the janny that he may take our lives, but he will never take our freedom?!

We otaku have everything to win in this struggle of "to be or not to be" because losing this war would be our end. Shitposting barbarism would spread throughout the boards as if it was the time of the invasions of the Huns and Mongols. No one knows this better than /jp/ and the otaku, who fight on the front-lines each day and see with our own eyes what a world filled with shitposters looks like in reality.

In this struggle, /jp/ will win in the end.

The janitors was the great hope of our jewish opponent. They will not fulfill his hope. Within four months, we have destroyed the majority of his janitors and thousands of enraged otaku attack Moot's inbox at this very moment.

In single spots, Moot and his janitors had advanced a few kilometers. They sacrificed hecatombs of blood and human life for this. Perhaps this does not matter to him.

However, the last of his minions will soon fall. The bans will expire, and the hour will come again when the hibernating otaku have awakened and rejoined our ranks! The otaku will once more march out from /jp/! And then we will crush Moot, and avenge the otaku who have fallen such lonely deaths to the janitors!

Will you rise up and riot for your freedom, /jp/?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJwHZVl5Buk

The struggle against the NEET has for the first time evolved into a united struggle.

For the first time, I allow myself as an unknown man to start a war and not rest until this plague has been removed from the otaku way of the life. The time will come when you can once again proudly state that you are an otaku. When we look upon our history now, we feel ashamed over how we live today.

Otaku had to suffer immensely due to the NEET, when thousands of otaku were robbed of their homes and everything they cared about. Everything was instigated and achieved by NEETs and all the responsibility lies on the filthy, cowardly NEETs!

It was not my hatred for NEETs that gave me the courage to undertake this great task, but I can tell you this, I found the courage because I encountered one type of person during my life time; the otaku!

Honor and glory be yours, otaku.

Stalwart otaku, the time for greatness is upon you once more. You are called to rise up and lead your people to renewed power and triumph! Will you make the world shudder once more at the very thought of your great armies of otaku? Will you let the otaku battle cry ring out across the crashing waves?

Would the touhous fight for Hitler or Stalin if they were at the Battle of Stalingrad?

>>11105143
I forgot to include my e-mail in the last post. By the way, these things often crash and burn, but so does Marxism. I'm an idealist, and I believe in the power of my comrades working together as one unit, even if we're all NEETs without much motivation. It would be kinda' cool to break the trend for once, y'know?

I am NOT OP, btw, so don't even think that I am.

The only way to get NEET threads back is to bully the janitor until he eventually gives up.

>RED ALERT

THE JANITOR HAS AWAKENED!

RALLY THE TROOPS! UNLEASH THE FIRST VOLLEY OF SHIT!

>RED ALERT

What would happen if someone introduced communism to Gensokyo.

What music do you listen to while doing your reps so that you can keep your spirits high and feel the blood of the otaku flowing through your veins?

I listen to songs from my motherland which is Ireland. In my mind I can see Rumia playing the whistle and Flan on the drums while we march into battle together.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxDemDZWktM

http://capitalismvscommunism.ytmnd.com/

Through days dark and stormy where great Lenin lead us
Our eyes saw the bright Sun of freedom above
and Stalin our leader with faith in the people,
Inspired us to build up the land that we love.

Long live our Soviet motherland, built by the people's mighty hand.
Long live our people, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire. Long may our crimson flag inspire,
Shining in glory for all men to see.

>>10208515
>>10208541
Do you want some burger? do you want some pizza? pig disgusting