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>>18476900
>Eba's pendulum

That thing sounds dangerous. Who's Eba? What does he/she do when she finds these stage 1 alps?

>>18224985
I'm sure some would enjoy the challenge.

Real bully hours!

>>16558618
> Being a daki for your waifu is the best thing in the world, why wouldn't some people do it?
Maybe because unlike your tastes, mine pertain to having sex much like being in the fray of frenzied melee combat. I want to feel the blood and smell the pheromones as we wrestle each other for control, our loins conjoined in THE ULTIMATE MARRIAGE that is coitus. I want to see the hearts in her pupils as I pound into her g-spot from above, I want to feel the shackles of her pent-up lust from all those year pour forth like a great deluge! I want to feel the pained aches of a pelvis being hammered with wild, bestial abandon as my cock's helmet smashes at the gates of her cervix, her Fallopian tubes trying to ovulate as fast as our wild rutting!

I cannot dream of a happy thing than to slam my pelvis into hers in one final world-shattering climax that could rock the very foundations of the Ivory City above, or the dark Abyss below! I want to smell and hear and feel my love being poured into her while our bodies are battered, sweaty, and bruised in our rut, only for her to be filled WITH CHILD.

Bah, to you, I say! Your life of hedonistic pleasantry is none I want! Bah!

>>16311179
Yes, you shitty Mimic.

>>16194493

>>15863331
>>15863294
>Try to court DOOMLady
>You get her rabbits, you get her shotguns, you get her under the stars but she just mutely stares at you
>Red haze takes over your vision
>Break out a certain hockey-esque mask and decide to pull this off the one way you know how
>Through RIP AND TEAR
>The mask keeps goading you on to make stupider decisions since "You gotta go big or go home"
>But all you can hear is BERSERKERRRR, WOULD YOU LIKE TO BEING OF MAKING FUCK WITH BERRRSERRRKER
>Middle of the fucking night
>DOOMLady's finishing her third set of 200kg+ bench presses
>You're dripping with ichor and for the most part stark fucking naked, a mountain that walks
>She looks you up and down, noticing the scars, taking note of the pillar of flesh dangling like a third arm between your legs
>But most of all, the fact that you have no less than three Imp corpses strewn about you like sacks of potatoes
>Their skulls and necks broken
>Walks up to you, leans in close and whispers
"My quarters. Five minutes. No showering."

>>15638120

I don't think it's a matter of "who," but "how long until the shotas are molested by the girls."

>>15582887

Manticore.

But that's because they have a crush on you and they don't know how to properly express themselves. They do pick on you, but they refuse to let anyone else pick on her "property."

>>15574521

Tomboy Manticore bully who secretly likes you but is unsure of how to properly express her feelings for you

Reminder to know your place on the sexual food chain.

>>15409060
Bully

I really like this Manticore too!

>>15102213
It's an Alp that she has in a chokehold, which is like one of the Rogues putting an Orphan into one.

>>15038113
I wanna lewd bully alps with a manticore.

Reminder to know your place on the sexual food chain.

>>14971296
Please don't bully me, I already gave the Manticore my lunch money.

>>14866493

>>14574329
>Sacrificing bullies to the bully god
That's not how this works, Anon. An offering is something that they want. It's pretty clear that what you have to offer to the bully god is something that it will want to bully.

Reminder to know your place on the sexual food chain.

Reminder that spadetails don't go in tailpussies. Especially not in front of Anon!

>>14534770
The scent of a powerful, apex sexual predator.

>>14523338
Reminder of the natural order.