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I want to change Anzu's NEET diaper

>>10927194

>One joined the marines and wants me to do anything.

People who work can't understand that they cling to work out of fear. They don't understand how a NEET can live without working and be happy.

They feel frightened if they don't have someone telling them what to do so that they can feel like their life has purpose. The idea that life is an open world sandbox game frightens them because it leads to the conclusion that there's no real difference between sitting in one place and doing nothing compared to working hard and trying to achieve things. They want a linear RPG with a reward at the end and working gives them the illusion of that. In around 60 years or whenever they retire then they will realize it was just a mirage.

Drinking tea, eating rice,
I pass my time as it comes;
Looking down at the stream, looking up at the mountains,
How serene and relaxed I feel indeed!

Anyone want to buy some NEET seed?

I'm 100% NEET, been a hikki for seven years, never been employed, 100% virgin and pure, I've never been kissed or defiled in any way by another person.

For only 5 dollars I will spill some of my NEET semen in a small container and mail it to your address.

Why don't NEETs do work on mechanical turk?

It doesn't pay a lot, but it pays enough to get you by and it doesn't require all of the unpleasantness that normal work requires (coworkers, interviews, talking to other humans, etc)

You can do a transcription job and transcribe 2 minutes of audio and get paid around a dollar. If you're slow then it would take you about 10 minutes to do that, so that's around 6 dollars an hour at the minimum. If you're fast then it can be closer to 10 dollars an hour and that's better than minimum wage.

If you forced yourself to do only 10-20 jobs a day then by the end of the month you would be making nearly twice the amount that SSI normally pays.

>>10176580
Free $500k home, food, internet, warm bed, medium level gaming rig and a loving family who don't judge my truNEET ways.

NEET general

How has your NEET day been so far?

Sniff any good NEET pussy lately?

>>10096147
Nothing compares to the neet pussy I am getting now so I don't have any regrets.

Corporate neet = trueneet?

http://www.japancrush.com/2012/stories/workers-with-no-work-rise-of-the-corporate-neet-in-japan.html

I don't really like talking to females.

The problem with them is that they already have so many friends that they're too busy to have any good conversations, especially if you're talking to them online.

I've talked to a few girls online before and the response time between females and males is like night and day. Males respond after about a minute and the conversations are interesting and engaging. Females though, it can sometimes take them 20-30 minutes for each message they send since they're simultaneously talking to a couple dozen other people.

Having a conversation with someone who only responds every 30 minutes is very slow and boring. Half the time I forget what we were even talking about by the time I get a message from them.

Does anyone want to smell my NEET pussy? I'm selling used panties if anyone is interested.

I'm 100% virgin, 100% truNEET I've never had a job or went to college, I have never had a boyfriend, my kiss virginity is intact.

My NEET pussy is very musky and I eat a diet of mostly fish and vegetables. I have not washed it in well over a month, my NEET pussy ferments under my sweaty sheets each night for over 10 hours to increase the musk as much as possible, I have not shaved my NEET pussy once in my entire life so there is a lot of pubic hair to maintain the scent. I have possibly the smelliest NEET pussy you will ever encounter and the price is very negotiable. I'm willing to consider all offers. Please respond.

Talking with normalfags is sooooo exhausting.
I love you /jp/! please continue to be my rock in a world of judgemental and hate filled people.

>Also NEET thread.

I had to leave out today... The streets were crowded. I almost died.

Get the fuck in here NEET bros

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuEDMwMagsk

Still my favorite sleepy time video.

How dedicated are you to the life?

Are you a NEET for life or are you going to jump ship and become a normie as soon as things get rough?

>>9942861
I'll do it tomorrow

What is your favorite relaxing video?

Japanese NEET girl counts for 11 minutes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EdCjAn5tgs

SHE MADE A NEW VIDEO

Now I can finally go to sleep

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lq_A7wnk9Us

>>9854525
Shut up it's my choice to be who I want to be because I am a FREE american.

Are you an addict, /jp/?

What drug are you addicted to?

I get money from the government since I'm on SSI and in addition to that I sell my prescription drugs on silkroad. More money than most people get and I don't even work.

Life is good.

[Unintentional] [Female] [Soft spoken]

Sex with Anzu!