/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13924796
I wouldn't, dude. Especially if I was pretty. I'd be worth a lot more than just another slut if I play my cards right. I could be the most desirable girl in the western hemisphere and be internet famous for just being cute and being interested in things guys are interested in.

If all the /jp/s were turned into girls we'd have a few more amateur videos of sluts with ugly boyfriends on some random internet porn website and that's it. But if I were a cute girl I'd actually do something amazing with my looks and natural charm.

>>13564564
>>13564597
I stripped her completely naked, carried her to her room (she's a single mom) and posed her a bunch of lewd ways and took photos with my phone. She sleeps in the nude so she didn't find it weird when she woke up in her room naked. I threw the clothes she was wearing on the floor near her room for extra effect.

I used the photos to blackmail her into giving me cash. I don't demand too much though, don't want to raise suspicions since our dad keeps obsessive track of our transaction records. In case you're wondering why I didn't ask for sex, well, maybe you can guess why. Also she really hates me.

>>12681330
Boy it sure sucks to be genitally mutilated without my own consent because I was still a fucking baby.

If I was a girl I wouldn't have to work out.

>>9593588
What does having a vibrator stuck in your pussy at max all day feel like?

I had never even heard about this cis-privilege and drama untill a year ago.
There is always going to be a little discrimination here and there, but that is just how the world works.

Some people wont accept you for being you, and some wont accept you for you religion.
And others wont accept you for your skin color, and some will hate you for not having a job.

People hate for many reasons, i personally stopped caring about pointless things and decided to try and enjoy life instead.

Sure it would be great to be able to flirt with someone without having to warn them somewhere in the middle of the conversation that you infact have a penis, which may or may not upset them.

But such is life!

>>9364769
Last time i looked i was still human.
>>9364764
Although this is very true, most people who "like" trans-people are cock-chasers or people who cant deal with females and think a trans-person is better because they also have a penis.

But they are usually in for a shock when they realize a trans-person on avg has more issues than you can shake a stick at with all that medication running through them.

I still consider myself on the fairly normal scale though.

>>9133440
There is a big difference between forskin that does not pull back when erect and phimosis you muppet.

>>8522848

>>8274913
Yes we had that observation already. >>8271878

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>>8164717
Why is a scandinavian so important?
I live in Norway and i am on autism money.

Not that i would want too live with anyone though, just curious why.

>>8093175
I would advise against shaving unless you really have no other option.

You should either wax/ use a epilator.
It saves you trouble in the long run and the result is always much better.

You dont need to deal with ingrown hairs, potential cuts and many of the other downsides shaving brings.

Shaving is easy and more or less free though.
Still, dont.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Because finding a man that has /jp/ related hobbies and looks half decent +does not live with his mother is more or less impossible.

>>7933228
1. Who the fuck are you quoting?
2. Central nervous system depression and depression the disorder aren't related in any way, fucktard.

This thread is stupid
But I shall not report it
Because I don't care.

Because i like men.

>>7912609
I'll trade you for the ablity to be impregnated.

I dont.

Neither.
I want to suck cock because i am gay.

I want boobs like that.

No not really, but i hope you atleast give them a proper show.

>Captcha:omatcha homotopy
This thing seems to think you are gay though.