/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Yukari glitching out spouting a bunch of hate then a bunch of love for me.

I'm really sad, saying that Yukari's materialised but she hates me. A woman is cheering me up, saying I can try again with her under a different name. I say she'll know it's me. She says that the Yukari summoned from the Astral will eventually return to it, and can be summoned again as a different person.

Someone tell me "They're trying to manifest her as as much of a bitch as possible."

In a hall, I mention the Astral continent. A guy wakes up at the other end of the hall, he says I'm right, there's two Astral continents, and they're set up against us. He motions toward the east and the south-east.

I made a picture of the "Female Alpha Dinosaur", a red T-rex, which was me. A woman comes over and quite likes the picture. I was adding more detail but she said she didn't mind, she likes to fill it in herself.

Fighting in a Hearthstone-like game. The enemy's face was on fire, taking damage. I can pick upgrades, Yukari-Moses which burns the enemy's face, Eilienen-Solomon which freezes face and skips their turn, but I chose to upgrade a legendary chest which "Gives items that can cheese the boss."

Someone mentions that I should go save my daughter. I thought "Oh yeah!" and went off to an oval where men in black were dragging off a red squid girl, I cried "My red!" I ran over, then punted her far away, then said "Opps."

Driving with Yukari, we go to a church. Entering it, there's a really long 4chan thread. People calling me a cuck, pictures of a Simpson character that hung himself, people mentioning "Eilienen". I say "Hey, I'm Eilienen, was this made after I made my first thread?" I check and it was made a couple months after it. There was a side-bar to the thread, with gifs, one of Yukari materialising in a swirl of magic glitter. Another of Yukari in her tabard outfit, but coloured like Clownpiece.

False awake in bed, I put on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBF8uA3UJ6w and head into the shower. The hot water was left on, but there was still some left. I took a shower while singing and imagining pictures to draw of Yukari. "Will you be my strength" was Yukari and Flan back-to-back, Yukari dual-wielding Lothric Knight Sword like in the dream where she killed me with them, and Flan with Darkmoon Bow and Millwood Greatbow, like when I supported Yukari defending Irithyll by killing invaders with Millwood minigun glitch.

In my unit. Brief in my living room, he had got married to Panty. Then she was heading off without him with Stocking, but before they went they both said he had a big dick. I was nearby, on a stool, checking something over my front window.

Three Ran threads posts that were glowing, maybe a three part fanfiction.

The Futo thread with the gyate at the bottom had died early. People were outraged about this, posting threads asking what happened to her, with the Futo gyate as an emoji in their posts.

Someone compared by dreams going to shit with Miura's heart failure.

On the street walking towards my unit. I sung "Our days are never coming back" like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st5EaJsXz64 I came to my unit, outside it was snowing, and fierce winds blew, reminding me of Irithyll. I went inside, knew an invader had come, donned Gundyr's armour and took a Mace outside to fight. He also wore Gundyr's armour, using a Mace. I went up to him, he immediately Hornet ripostes, suprising me. I roll off desperately, he just lets me cast a Soothing Sunlight, bless my Mace, then come back up to him. I swing, he rolls through, then immediately Hornet ripostes, again surprising me. I tried to roll when I got up, but he swung and rollcatched me.

Sitting at a bench. I say to a guy next to me "Yeah, my dad wasn't a great role-model for expressing anger." To demonstrate, I stand up, have him stand in front of me, then act as if we're trying to walk past eachother but we keep redirecting in eachother's way for a couple of moments, and that this is enough to make my temper start blowing up. A schoolmate comes over, says "Stop that, are you trying to ruin this for us?" I say "What?" He points up at a screen listing people, I was at the top with a green "OK" face next to my name, while the people listed below had Spiderman faces.

Boost Juice employee girl says "He comes here every day" I held my cup and said "I just wish I had one that never ran empty..." I've called the delicious nutritous Litchi Lovin' Berry I order a "Divine Blessing" before.

Walking with schoolmates, we're all looking down. One of us says "I can change" I sing "No change, I can change, I can change, I can change" and they all immediately start singing Bitter Sweet Symphony https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74 with me. I think about how easy it is to influence the masses through pop. We all stopped singing after a bit, except for the "Ace of Swords" guy, the annoying faggot singing the whole thing.