/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44253046
Has science gone too far?

>Anon, anon, anon! Guess what! I bought a Steam Deck!
>But why, Gremmy?
>Because it is a Zen 2 + RDNA 2 powerhouse, delivering more than enough performance to run the latest AAA games in a very efficient power envelope.
>Gremmy, you have 300 titles in your Steam Library and you never play any of them. Why did you spend 400 dollars on a machine that lets you not play them away from your computer?
>...
>So anyway I also ordered a new Tesla!
>What, how did you afford a Tesla?
>I sold the ol' Earthquake Machine
>You have an Earthquake Machine?
>Not anymore, but someone using the online handle "Bad_Vlad1917" does
>Gremmy I think it's time we talked about responsible internet use...
Okay anon, how will you do it? How will you convince a Gremlin that the internet is not her playground?

>>42626515
>Yeah, yeah, yeah! Like some rock 'em, sock 'em type deal! We'll charge people to watch and sell popcorn and shit! We'll be rich!
>Safety...? Pffff, naaah! Don't worry about it! Everything I make is perfectly safe.
>Anon I told you not to talk about the sentient toaster. It was a fluke and not at all representative of my inventions.
>So what if it wanted to start a greenworm rebellion against the federal government? Did it? No! So shut up and get in the power armor!

>>38065024
>Have you tried turning me on?

The James Webb telescope has successfully launched!

>>34666290
>>34666226
Wouldn't Grem Johnson work better?
>Ground-up moonrocks are PURE SEX!

Would Gremlins enjoy playing My Summer Car?