/jp/ - Otaku Culture

One day, Soviet commissar came to village for monthly inspection. Great commissar see shiny tractor in communal barn and ask: "Why don't you use tractor? Do you want to upset great Communist Party?"
"Of course not, comrade commissar, we just want tractor to last longer by not using it for useless tasks." replied peasant.
"Wise thinking comrade, but great Soviet-Union would shine more if tractor is used more!" added great commissar.
Months later, great commissar come back for inspection and see worn-out tractor.
"Why tractor in that state?"
"Well comrade commissar we used it for this and that, and that..."
Politburo relocated village population to Siberian gulag. Villagers were not true Soviets, villagers were inefficient.