/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>35873572
That side mouth

Patchy shouldn't drink coffee, it gives her mindfog

>>28715929
Crossboarder doesn't even know what original /jp/ is like
color me surprised

>>27907216
Hey, why are you talking shit about Patchouli?

>>26993150
Misplaced some of my old RLhus

>>23937113
You are the Scarlet Devil Mansion's newest fairy maid. It doesn't really matter how you got turned into a fairy nor how the SDM picked you up. Who knows. Regardless, you get assigned to the library to sweep dust off the bookshelves. You report to Patchouli on the hour, every hour. She's hardly more than skin and bones when you first meet her.

You work your way up the ranks until you have the prestiged honor of helping prepare her meals. Or lack thereof, really. She barely eats more than a few morsels in a single sitting. But your persuasive hand changes that, slowly but surely sneaking in some extra calories here and there. Perhaps you just start by making her coffee extra sweet, before building up her portion sizes and introducing a post-dinner dessert... or two.

It's a tenuous process, but your adjustments to her diet are subtle enough that she doesn't notice. You watch from the background as her waist grows by the centimetre, as do her chest and hips. Your quote-unquote "contributions" help transform her from a frail twig to a rubenesque bombshell. The mansion's old floorboards creak as she walks over them, near-buckling under weight they had never anticipated. She spends far more time seated than before. And she's still determined to fit inside her ever-shrinking robes, even now when it puts her bloated thighs on full display.

Part of you wonders when she'd notice and the jig would be up. But when you look at the elated expression she has while eating, it becomes obvious that she had already noticed a good while ago.

TL;DR i really wanna lick the sweat out from under patchouli's flabby belly haha that'd be epic

>>21260103
So the layout of the dream was kinda like 2fort, but instead of the 2 forts and a bridge it was like 2 apartment complexes/commieblocks with wide as hell balconies. Also just remembered it wasn't just Patchy but I also recall seeing someone who resembled Alice due to the clothing and blonde hair
I got out of my cover and looked through the scope and saw Patchy's hat, so I pulled the trigger and lasers came out of the rifle that did absolutely nothing. Then I see Patchouli's face and click the trigger again but this time there's a short delay and a huge bubble comes flying out, which does nothing again .
Last thing I remember was I tried to get the advantage by going to the upper floor and getting a better view of Patchy's position but when I got to the upper floor balcony some other girl came out of a pod and said I'm not qualified to be here. Then I woke up.

>>21023583
>Suwako the cutest God
>Suwako
>God
Those are two different things. One is an entity and the other is a result of a drunkard coming up with new characters for his shmup franchise.

Suwako is Suwako
God is God

Suwako is a god, not God.
No. Suwako is not "the cutest god" by any means.

OP the delusional cockeating fag strikes again.
What a waste of time, space and effort.

>>17642811
Fatchubchub

>>16723277
>They are when they come to gameplay threads pretending to be people to take them seriously

Anon, I think you're confusing "secondary" with "troll"

Damn you, you guy. You can play PS4 games in a PC just as good as you can PC-98 games. (aka you can't, you need an emulator because the programs simply cannot be run natively)

Oh well, I guess it really wasn't necessary to have all that since the second paragraph of >>16651531 encompasses the truth of the matter just fine.

>>16003608
You suck.

I'd love to go to Gensokyo. If it was like my headcannon then I'd had a nice time, if it wasn't I'd end up dying and that's good too.

>>15112702
I love every Patchouli.

remove religionhus and their terrible games, especially UFO was by far the worst
worse than EoSD

SA has objectively the best music

>touhou communities
Disgusting.

>>13949201
That's not a nice thing to say, anon.