/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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I wish she was my crazy stalker ex who threatened and/or seriously hurt every girl I'm involved with just to have a chance to get back together with me and have me all for herself because she is obsessed with my chinpo to such an extent. She would ultimately even kidnap me to force me at cigar-cutter-point (?) to profess my love for her. She would lick me so vigorously and violently, I would be the one who feels exhausted and drained. She would waterboard me with bottles of her saliva.

Little does she know, I loved her all along and only engineered the breakup fully expecting her subsequent heinous actions in order to make her feel even more inseparably attached to me. I agree and we live happily ever after.