/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You don't need to be awesome when you are Cuchullain the Hound of Ulster. You are beyond such recent concepts as awesomeness. Anyways, thought experiment time...

So, Bazett is all set to summon her idol, who is guaranteed to show up since there hasn't been a whole lot of other decent lancers through myth and legend. However, for reasons unknown, Cuchullain the Hound of Ulster is unavailable at the time and what comes out is instead Scáthach, his mentor...

This is Lancer, he's the physics teacher at our school. I have NO idea how he got that position. Half the time he doesn't even know what the hell he's talking about! I heard he published this revolutionary journal article where he talked about this causal reversality thing or whatever it was, that won alot of praise in the science community.

Whatever. He spends more time dicking around class than the students do. I remember he brought us out at the beginning of one class and said we were going to conduct an experiment on the suns rays. Then we spent the whole time relaxing out in the field. He even SMOKES in class! It's not like I can complain, he's really cool as long as you don't make him mad and his classes are easy as hell. The worse thing to do is to cheat on a test. He'll jump on your desk with this giant mop pole and point it straight at your face. But that's only happened once to some idiot, the hardest question on his Final was 'what's force equal?'

Sometimes I see him headed to the bar, especially the Irish ones (he likes those apparently) with Archer-sensei after class. Turns out those two are drinking buddies. I never thought Archer-sensei had it in him. He's also been eyeing Rider-sensei from the library. I think he has a thing for her, but fuck if i'll let him touch my goddess. Some students even formed a special club to protect Rider-sensei from this lech!

We need a Lancer thread on /jp/.
Like, right now.

UBW is only playable for Lancer.
Seriously.

>>902279
Then, suddenly, this is a Lancer thread.

>>731205
I CAN post sum Lancer.

>>717356
Lancer's still superior.

Shouldn't it be Lancer X Rin? Since Lancer is basically Archer without the stupidity, personality wise at least.