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>Flannie on the loose, she ended on the moon.
>Pretty shill up here, might come visit more.
>Suddenly some pantsy ass fairy shitter comes knocking on Flannie's peace and quiet.
>It's clownpiss.
>"It seems the circus has arrived" Flan thinks to herself.
>Our Flangal in a femto-second desintegrates claw'n'piss' calves.
>"HEY! Gimme back my legbone!"
>Smacking noises are heard all the way back to the moon capital.
>"Hey! *Smacking noises continue* Hey! Don't hit me with it!"
>After several long minutes of torture, cuckpiss has been WARPED beyond recognition.
>"S-SHE'S A PSYCHO! She's Caligula if he hated fairies!"
>Wacking the retard has left flannie hungry, tummy empty.
>Go to moon capital for foodie.
>Some long-eared colonel-looking brother-fucker DARES to aproach the Flanster uninvited.
>"Earthling, we have GOT you by the short and friskies! Do NOT try anything weird! Do NOT even THINK about doing it! Do NOT even think about NOT doing it!"
>Time for funni. "Say goodbye to your kneecaps, chucklehead!" said the Flandoll as she Hakai'd the lunarian's kneecaps.
>"Son you are writing checks your butt will find UNCASHABLE! ARE YOU HEARING ME!? Your backside will be escorted from the bank! You will find this HUMILIATING!"
>Flan's head had only one thought "Umm luna pipo be like 'This kegare too spicy!' HAHA"
>Colonel DOESN'T stop preaching to the Furandoru
>"Don't throw your life away, son. You only get one! Or, depending on your religious affiliation, several! Either way it is a finite number so think it through!"
>Ok, you are dragging the Flanroosel down. Say goodbye to half your blood! ITADAKIMASUU.
>"You call that killing me? I am not dead! I AM GOING TO LIVE FOR EVER"
>Do people on the moon just NEVER just up?
>"You do not frighten me! Pain does not hurt to a TRUE patriot!" a cracking noise is heard, looks like the Flan-a-nana just randomly hakai'd the lunarian's pain inhibitor
>"I stand corrected! ARRRGGHGHGHHGGH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>Oopsie woopsie, looks like you lost ALL your blood privileges!
>"You CANNOT hurt ME! I do NOT have TIME to BLEED TO DEATH! NOW I am ordering you to KILL me, POST HASTE! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, GOD KILL ME!"
>Too anying, his blood probably has AIDS or someother lunarian sickness. Let's just leave him be for now.
>Proceed to assault the entirety of the dark side of the moon.
>NO foodie, ZILCH, NADA, nothing has been found, it's almost like they don't even need food here!
>the Flannel is positively, absolutely, inmensely, PISSED.
>Some zoomer-looking BITCH with a bowling ball on her head, crying her eyes out is monologing.
>Sorry, but did you forget that FLANDRE the SCARLET is the FINAL BOSS HERE?
>grab that bitch by her choker collar.
>ONE. SINGULAR. HAKAI. FUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKKKK SHE IS DOWN JUST LIKE THAT.
>As life scapes hecaweka's grasp she seethes at Flan one last time
>"N-N-N-NOooohHHG Z-z--z-ZUN S-SAID I AM STRO.-"
>Head gets cut, CLEANLY. The Flan don't wanna hear A SINGLE WORD FROM A LUNARIAN MOUTH AGAIN NO MOAR.
>Bye bye HECKatia. Rest in PISS.
get,,,, DECIMATIO'D HECUCΚTIA.

YOU'VE BEEN PWNED BY, THE FLANNSTER
YOU'VE BEEN DABBED BY, THE FLANBOYANT
YOU'VE BEEN SNEED BY, THE FLABBERGASTER
YOU'VE BEEN DESTROYED BY THE FLANNEL FLANNIANCE OF FLANNERY

LAAADIES AND GENTORUMEN!
ENTEEEEEERIIIIIING:

>>FLANDRE, THE MOTHERFUCKING, SCARLET<<

FLANNIE FLANNIE ROO0O0O0O0,
WON A WIN A ROOOOO0OO0O0OO0O0OO0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0

Flan? WON.
H*ckacraka? LOST ALL HER FUCKIN' HEADS SHE DID.
Tally H*ckaputa's score against FlanCHAD the SCHADLET

Here, hold this L for me, Heckters. Only thing you are gonna from me, apart from pity.

SIGNED, The TRUE LUNATIC FANATIC, M.