/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10507707

heh i have showed those loser false NEETs

i win

>>10507226
>>10507221

look at these /a/ extradites

lmao

have you been paying attention to the board for the past week

>>10496456

"fuck off"

- /jp/ user, 2013

>>10494334

"I want to lick her pussy."

- anonymous poster, 2013

>>10492020

badass as fuck

"I can and will make this board a better place."

- janiturd

>>10488844

*flexes and reaches for delete button* 'truly i have pwned that bogey'

>>10487793

*strokes beard* heh sure showed that loser... he can never love like i do.....

>>10138009
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It doesn't matter who the president is.

gb2 stormfront

>>9873814

Satou was a douche though, didn't you learn anything from the NHK?

>>9873822

Door to door to fake jehovah witness'ing, until you find someone who looks the part. You will know when they don't answer the door after you knock, but instead turn off the TV or anything making sound and be perfectly quiet in an attempt to make it seem like no one is home.

It's a life style

1. Get a decent haircut. Cut off you fatty, black bunch of shit what you call your 'hair'.

2. Shave your untrimmed, scruffy, felted beard.

3. Wear something else than 'black'.

4. Stop crying about being so ronery you pathetic retard. You won't meet any chicks while sitting in your basement fapping to cartoons.

5. Listen to some decent music. Only lonely faggots like you listen to this noisy jpop, it will just exclude you even more from society and social life.

6. Accept that I'm not a troll and face the truth.

7. Exercise. Doesn't have to be a lot, doesn't have to lose you weight. A run and some light weights each day triggers release of testosterone, which clears up your face acne and many other things. Also improves circulation, which makes you warmer and increases blood flow in the PENIS (bigger dick lol).

8. Smile gently at everybody. Don't go cockmongler, but your resting mouth position should be curved upwards.

9. Get your friends to invite you to parties. Or, if you're sad, get your friends to get their friends to invite you. Be confident at the party: everyone thinks of everyone else as a friend, so you're okay to come up and randomly talk to someone.

10. Be really interested in them. You haven't got any features that girls go after (hot, dangerous, etc) so playing the "I'm ignoring you, come fuck me" card won't work: they'll just ignore you and fuck someone else.

>>2545845
No one cares about Linux.