/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>demonic symbol appears suddenly in my living room one day when I'm playing vidya
>bursts into green flames to reveal a demon girl
>"Behold sinner! I am here to claim your heart full of dark desires! Your refusal to attend church and constant masturbatory acts have put you at odds with your Guardian Angel, who has abandoned you since, leaving you vulnerable to the eyes of Pandemonium that lurk in the shadows! Now I have come to make you one of ours an-"
>steadily drift from paying her chuuni monologue any attention to noticing the green fire is fucking spreading to the walls and the ceiling
>thinking for a second, that's just special effects, right?
>suddenly a piece of the ceiling breaks down and falls near me
>jump up screaming and grab the Demon by the hand suddenly and startle her as I run out of the front door through a cloud of building smoke
>turn back and see my whole fucking house getting consumed by the fire from her stupid chuuni entry and burning down slowly
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE
I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE CHUUNI MAMONO AND THEIR GRANDSTANDING
Now what am I supposed to do!?! My house is on fire!