/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Patchy:
Fanshipper, fanshipper
Make me a match,
Find me a find,
catch me a catch
Fanshipper, fanshipper
Look through your books,
And make me a perfect match

Alice:
Fanshipper, fanshipper
I'll bring the veil,
You bring the groom,
Slender and pale.
Bring me a ring for I'm longing to be,
The envy of all I see.

Sakuya
Alice, oh Alice
Have I made a match for you!
She's handsome, she's bold!
Alright, she's friggin old.
But she's a gap gal, a good catch, true?
True.

I promise you'll be happy,
And even if you're not,
There's more to life than that---
Don't ask me what.

Patchy, I found her.
Won't you be a lucky bride!
She's handsome, she's tall,
She's a level two boss
But she's a nice gal, a good catch, right?
Right.

You heard she is the strongest.
She'll freeze you every night,
That fairy is the dumbest,
Hope you're alright.