/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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I'm tired and gay so I wrote the post in English, machine translated, corrected errors, back to English and corrected errors but fucked up and had a stroke too. I lost the original with errors but here is backwards machine translated with paragraphs. I hope it's with corrections intact, but I won't proofread:

Youˈll never be the same after you headpatted a pretty girl... Iˈm warning you, sir. If youˈve never slapped a girl on the head, please be careful. If you have, I know your pain... I know your pain. All it takes is one little pat on the head and youˈll be a different person forever. Youˈve seen this meme, right? The one that says "what do girls think guys want" and itˈs all boobs and sex bombs? And then the "what do guys really want," and itˈs pat on the head and hugs? Yes. Weˈve all seen it. Of course, as guys, we know that what we really want is both, we want the whole package. Well, you know what? At this point, Iˈd only take the headpats and hugs. Iˈd be happy in a sexless relationship with a pretty girl if she likes headpats and hugs. If we went to interesting places and listened to music on headphones while watching the sunset.

Fuck it, Iˈll be honest, I prefer that shit. When thereˈs no sex, the romance is stronger. Sure, yeah, who doesnˈt want to have slow, passionate sex with their sweet girlfriend after a long walk outside, when your bodies are still prickly from the cold but sweaty at the same time, cumming deep inside her wet manko, knowing that everything will be okay if she gets pregnant because you love each other and are ready for a commitment to raise a child? Pretending itˈs not what most heterosexual men want would be a big mistake, weˈd just be making all kinds of excuses as to why weˈre not pursuing it. Of course, I acknowledge that. However, letˈs be honest with ourselves for a change.

When you reach a certain age, you want the little things you miss and the even smaller things you missed out. That new restaurant you used to go to alone or with family members or friends? What would it be like to go there with a girlfriend? What silly jokes could you have come up with that would have been the cornerstone of your relationship? Youˈll never know, and it hurts. Man, that hurts like hell. Years from now, youˈll still sometimes dream about all your exes, even the ones you dated just briefly. Last night I dreamt of someone who looked like Ichigo Aoi before Ichigo debuted. Did she really look like Ichigo, or was it just a memory of her youth, distorted by years of infatuation with Ichigo? And does it even matter? Before I went to sleep, I watched a movie where the character had almost the same name as her, but in the form of a different language, and it made me dream about her. Hell, I miss her.

Itˈs been a long time since I last saw her, and I miss her like it was just yesterday when I was vigorously patting her on the head as I walked past the mosque and some of the morons hanging out in front of it were looking at us like we were demons. Fuck, bros, I never thought about how our subtle games to piss off religious people relate to /jav/ memes about Ichigo in retrospect. Are all girls like Ichigo in some way demonic? I miss my little demon. She would always stick her tongue out and giggle when she did something that intentionally annoyed me, and then if it was too much, she would make a very sad look on her face and apologize, almost like a child who had misbehaved. She was so precious. Yes, she eventually broke up with me because she needed someone more adventurous, I am no longer angry or upset and wish she had found the right person. We were together less than a year, and not to say she looked all that much like Ichigo, because without hair the resemblance is halved, but this girl loved to cuddle and snuggle with me, and one night I was her keeper when she committed a minor act of vandalism. The statute of limitations had long since expired, and I was hardly an accomplice; donˈt bother calling the police. We fucked hard that night, we even started kissing in public, and we didnˈt care if anyone saw us. Afterwards, we cuddled naked and I stroked her head until we fell asleep. Isnˈt that great, even at an older age? To find a girl like that who brings out your youthful rebelliousness? Give her a pat on the head? Do we even need sex? Is sex overrated? Iˈd like to have sex, but Iˈd be just as happy masturbating only to JAV if the stability of that relationship were assured. Maybe this is the reasoning of an old man, but I will never be young again, so I want to experience the romance of youth. Thatˈs more important than sexuality.

If youˈre young and havenˈt done your first headpat, be careful, or your soul will be lost to a girl like Ichigo. She was the second girl I patted on the head, the first one was just a friend, and it was in jest, so that was different. Have you ever headpatted a girl? Please respond with autistic descriptions if so.