/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44328573
S-son???

>>44282034
If you try and molest me again, I'm going to tell my wife what you said about her.

You will be lucky if you even get a 10th reincarnation, miss Hieda.

>>43470707
I've been drinking a lot of tequila these past few days. Probably too much actually. I should really cut back, but it's become a bit of a habit. The bottle's nearly finished though, sooner than i'd have liked but it's a bit of a pain to get more so I just won't.


>"Anon, might I ask you a question?"

"You just did" you nearly blurted out, but you held back again from chewing the woman who could boil a pot of water within seconds only using her bare hands out.
You seemed to be more than a little tense with this girl sitting across from you, given how often you had come close to snapping at her.
Regardless, the question was posed politely enough.

>"By all means."

>"Did you happen to catch what kind of tea you had used?"

Yuuka is staring you down like a hawk, those crimson red eyes of hers reminding you of when you had first met Sakuya.
They were a little warmer, sure, but you could tell a predatory gaze when you were being glared down by one.

>"N-no? It's just the stuff that Mr. Rinnosuke had..."

>"Is that so? Would you mind telling me what colour it is?"

Oh god, Oh lord Jesus Christ almighty, hallowed be thy name, have mercy on your soul.
You slowly lean over to where Yuuka has picked up her mug and is showing off the contents to you.
The green liquid inside stared back at you, a paltry imitation of the vivid hair of the girl in question, but quite possibly reflecting your face rather well.

>"G-green?"

>"Is that so? I thought as much."

Her words said, she knocked back the remainder of the offending tea, and reached over to grab the pot in front of you.
"She can't have found it that bad then", you thought.
As you were cautiously patting yourself on the back, Yuuka lifted the teapot.
And then she brought it to her breast.
And then at arm's length to her side.
Before you can ask her what she's doing, she does it.
She pours the whole teapot onto the kitchen floor, leaves and all.